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Beatles Bender

A period of time when you listen to nothing but the Beatles over and over again.
Person 1: Dude, you've been listening to Abbey Road on repeat for 3 hours.

Person 2: I can't help it, I'm on a Beatles Bender.
by Cynic4Life August 16, 2012
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The Beatles

Gosh, the best boy band ever! *bleat* they’re so great! *bleat* Rolling Stone Ragazine always says they’re the best! *bleat* So it must be true! *bleat* ….Right?!?
Gosh, if you don't think the Beatles are the best boy band ever, I'm gonna BEATle you up, got it?

The Beatles are not American artists--they're British.
by Ali Baa Baa December 10, 2012
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The Beatles

Considered one of the first Boy Bands marketed heavily to teens of the Baby Boomer generation, and among the most influential to pop music, their early songs were catchy pop tunes. During their later psychedelic drug phase, they wrote a lot of nonsense lyrics like I Am The Walrus and Yellow Submarine with catchy tunes, too.

John Lennon became the most controversial member because of his social conscience, criticism of the Establishment, and opposition to war and bigotry.
Aging white males who are part of the Establishment now tend to gush over The Beatles' style of Pop.
by NotAllThat June 25, 2012
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Beatles Fandom

One of the most amazing groups of people you will ever meet.

Not to mention their flawless taste in music, they also have a flawless taste in MEN.
They may seem like they're making fun of the beatles sometimes, but it's only because they love them.

They are able to make speeches at any time about one or all of the beatles, they're like the Robert Kennedies of the fandom world.
Things that the Beatles Fandom will commonly refer to:
Paul McCartney's heterosexuality is immovable.
Ringo put your boner away.
John, stop gazing at Paul.
George god dammit put that sandwich down for heavens sakes.
by Theoneandonlybillyshears February 14, 2012
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Beatlemaniac

The biggest proactive fan of popular british band The Beatles, who only like bands and don't say negative things about other bands. Can easily leave bisexual Directioners or faggy Beliebers behind. Know what great music actually is, and for that matter have a very good taste in music. Possibly the awesomest fandoms ever to roam the Earth.
Gal1: Dude, I am starting to like The Beatle's songs.
Guy2: I think you're becoming a Beatlemaniac.
Gal1: Is that good?
Guy2: Damn right it is. *croutches* I love the Beatles, and so do you. Will you marry me?
by A very good guy May 17, 2013
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The Beatles

OK, The Beatles kick some serious ass. I'm gonna use a quote from the ultra Styrocen here:
"The most over-rated band on Earth. Seen as kinda cute by chicks in the 60's b/c they wore matching clothes. But the media blew it all out of proportion. Now, the new generation is raised, blindly beleiving that the Beatles changed history, because it was beaten into them."
Hahahahaha, this comming from the kid who likes Linkin Park. Oh look at me, I'm the guitarist from Linkin Park, I can play two chords and call it a song! And I don't know how to solo, thus I should just ram this guitar up my ass to make the world a better place. And yeah yo, we need two singers, wait we need a singer and an "emcee" yo. See, that craptastic emcee in Linkin Park is a waste of space. I could go on, but this is a definition of the Beatles.
The Beatles kick ass. It's funny to think how we listen to Yellow Submarine in kindergarten, when in reality all four of the Beatles we're high as shit when they wrote it. But that's ok, because unlike now, drugs wern't used to be cool, but to expand your mind (aka Jerry Garcia.) The best Beatles album is Abbey Road, with the White Album a close second. And I'm sure if you faggy "nu metal" kids would think the Beatles were more hardcore if you saw the original cover of the White Album.
Anyways, no band of today can stand up to the Beatles. Not your carppy emo bands who sing on their acoustic guitars about who their girlfriends left them, or those shit eating "rap rock" bands who try to be original and mix crappy rock with crappy rap!
In conclusion, Styrocen, don't speak ill of the Beatles again until you listen to their music and/or realize what real music is.
nu metal faggot: Man, I hate the Beatles cuz they don't scream or play anything hard and don't worship the dark lord Satan or eat babies.

me: Yes, you need to listen to Helter Skelter, cuz that song kicks ass.

at this point I begin beating up the faggy nu metal kids until they realize they have wasted their life listening to bad music.
by James February 24, 2004
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by Anonymous October 9, 2003
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