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Langley Foundation for Social Betterment

Ben - Did you see the CIA just disclosed the Russians are behind directed energy attacks against official Americans in Havana and elsewhere?
Harold - Dude, we don’t use the term CIA anymore! It’s the “Langley Foundation for Social Betterment”
Ben - Dude, you’re wack.
by Mil3druid4 July 19, 2021
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battered

To beat up or hit aggresively with the upmost vigour.
I battered those idiots in Clover Drive when they said I was batty!
by Kristian Aitken July 2, 2003
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betterwey

A term deriving from a Highschool in Colorado signifying something that’s dope or superior in every way. While incorporating the Spanish term “guey” or “wey” used to refer to friends or dudes.
“Damn is that new iPhone, BETTERWEY”

“My mom said I can go out with the boys tonight,betterwey”

Should I get the PS4 or Xbox?”
“The ps4 because it’s so much betterwey”
by Syldee July 15, 2018
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Battered Cavern

Adj.
A term used to describe a massively mangled colon. Deriving from the condition of the overused hole during male or femal anal intercourse. Sometimes getting so "battered" that said hole is left gaping and hanging.
Mary was saving herself for marriage, so the only way she could divulge in her lusty desires was to indulge in the anal intercourse. She was commonly bent over so much that she is almost a permanent hunch back.
In time, her ass turned into such a BATTERED CAVERN that we could hear echos when she farted.
by e-rips December 15, 2003
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betterer

better than better. Often used when trying to trump someones belief that one thing is better than another.
Dave: Google is better. Sally: Yahoo is betterer.
by CakeEater1Million August 19, 2008
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Buttered Bread

When a woman's vagina is fucked so much it literally falls apart (Like using cold butter on bread which crumbles and rips up as it is buttered bread)
Person 1 - OMG Alice got fucked so hard by Jake last night!
Person 2 - Yeah man I heard about that! Her pussy must have looked like Buttered Bread afterwards!
by grimesenberg December 22, 2015
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Betterer

Taking something to the next level. Better than 'ace' but not as good as 'bettererer'
Gail: Hey Scott, Corby is ace!
Scott: No Gail, I think you'll find that Corby is even betterer!
by Dunney Boy September 15, 2016
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