Big Bertha

Someone/Something really fat or big. Usually get an uncomfortable feeling around Big Bertha's.

OMG!! She is such a Big Bertha! Look at her.

by CesTiger March 30, 2017

Dirty Bertha

When a man is with a large woman, and she reaches underneath her fat rolls to produce "Boob Schmega" and then procedes to slap him in the forehead with it.

When I commented on her size, she proceded to hit me with a dirty bertha-But I fucked her anyway!

by Bods July 1, 2006

Big Bertha

Worlds oldest cow

Me: what was the oldest cow called?
Retarded friend: your mum

Smart friend who everyone likes: Big Bertha

by big man 2.0 March 24, 2020

Todds and Berthas

A howardism (see Howardlife) for Gods and Earths, as used by the 5 percenters, i.e. the Nation of Gods and Earths.

Todd 1: Peace Todd.
Todd 2: Peace Todd, who that?
Todd 1: Its the Todd, Todd, what?
Todd 2: Howardlife, whats the deal with your Bertha?
Todd 1: Real Freds know the Neal. Peace to the Todds and Berthas. Juan!

by The Todd Father October 7, 2008

big bertha

a very fat person who sits on their butt all day and does nothing but make a mess, or a jerk

Mother: can you believe that boy sat home all day and made a mess and didnt bother to clean his mess, he is a big bertha

Friend: UT Uh gurl u needs to get him in check

by Dredre May 12, 2006

bob-bertha

an amazing shark-like creature that feasts on the souls of anything in its reach. It requires daily sacrifices to fuel it's everlasting thirst for bloodshed.

Hey dude brother man bro, I just got all of my appendages eaten by a bob-bertha, by the way, you look really #creamy right now.

by #creamy #moist #buttery December 12, 2021

Bertha Strike

A unexpected shot with huge thunder power behind it

That shot in the soccer game was a bertha strike

by Mr Bertha August 14, 2021