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benoit

The nicest, sweetest and most trustworthy person one can meet. Sometimes, however, he can be a pain in the ass and very stubborn. On top of that, his scathing sarcasm is just too hard to understand. He pretends that he doesn’t like monkeys but deep down he just adores them!
He's really a Benoit! The nicest person I ever met
by benske May 14, 2015
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bennifer

n.

1. An attractive couple that have money, fame and beauty yet are still universally hated by everyone.

adj.

1. A horrible combination that may ultimately bring about the apocalypse.
2. Combination of two things that seperately suck but when put together can achieve a level of sucking not understood by physics.
I got suckered into watching that bennifer movie and I started bleeding from the ears and eyes, which was a relief as then I couldn't see or hear the damn movie.
by Black August 1, 2003
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Benonsense

Person1: Don't you just love Beyonce.
Person2: I don't want to hear nothing about Benonsense.
by Princess03 August 11, 2010
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Bensoning

The act of spontaneously breaking into musical-esque singing and dancing in everyday conversation for no reason whatsoever.
One who performs these acts is known as a "Benson".
Bro A: How'd that date go last night?
Bro B: It was pretty good, until I turn around and she's Bensoning all over the place.
Bro A: Like full-on Bensoning?
Bro B: Yeah, it looked like I was on freaking Broadway.
by Elusive Raequan December 10, 2012
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bennie and the jets

a song written by the genious lyricist and composed by the legend elton john. great song
lyrics

Hey kids, shake it loose together
The spotlight's hitting something
That's been known to change the weather
We'll kill the fatted calf tonight
So stick around
You're gonna hear electric music
Solid walls of sound

Say, Candy and Ronnie, have you seen them yet
But they're so spaced out, Bennie and the Jets
Oh but they're weird and they're wonderful
Oh Bennie she's really keen
She's got electric boots a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine
Bennie and the Jets

Hey kids, plug into the faithless
Maybe they're blinded
But Bennie makes them ageless
We shall survive, let us take ourselves along
Where we fight our parents out in the streets
To find who's right and who's wrong
by jigger_jevin July 3, 2006
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Fort Benning

Located in Georgia, USA, it is the most intense Trainning facility for the US Army. Mainly used for the Infantry MOS (thus the "Home of the infantry").
Anyone who has Completed (or survived) can tell you it's hell, especially in summer, can tell you once you go in, you come out a different person. You become one of the most Elite Soldiers in the World.
Dude, john totally changed after boot camp at Fort Benning.
by Hooahbrofist May 10, 2014
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Unbelievable Benoit

To perform a totally random, unnecessary, and unexpected attack of violence on a friend or family member.

To Benoit something maybe used when somebody is extremely hungry, whereby to benoit a sandwich would mean to get it in a crossface and eat it..
Man, Maglade pulled an unbelievable benoit last night!

Man, I'd benoit the fuck outa that one hey!
by sublamagee May 19, 2009
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