benched

equivalent of "served"

You been BENCHED son!

by shreddered November 08, 2005

BENCH

Out of the game basically no chance with the woman/man

Ex. woman must pick between 2 men but doesnt really choose and one of the men know they've been benched.
"You've still got a chance"
"Ive been benched"
"you -"
"Beeenched"

by NiteEclipse August 17, 2005

benching

Act involving sitting on a bench, smoking a joint, and talk about neuroscience,

- Hey Pooja, do you want to join us for some benching tonight?
- No.

by Encyclopedia Britannica vol. I March 17, 2016

benching

The act of magically pulling out one's bench from your universally deep pockets and chillaxing as if you are Cadena's pimp in a crowd of people.

Yeah, man. After a party like that, we just sat around Thereall benching and chatting.

by Catheiadena February 16, 2011

benched

when one doesnt even try to shoot their shot.

'she hasnt even talked to him! she's benched.'

by daddy deeya May 29, 2020

Benching

When a morbidly obese man slams himself on a flimsy looking bench with multiple people on it to make the whole thing collapse, making everyone fall on their asses, spilling any coffee or lunch they have with them

"Hey Michael, I just heard that John went out benching last night, he got some people real good"

by Lord Shaxx, god himself March 06, 2020

bench it

to sit/chill/talk/eat etc. somewhere

I'm gonna go bench it at Trevors house later.

by zachnnn April 29, 2007