baltimization

According to Peanut, on Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law, it is something the Japanese claim that increases sexual potency ten-fold.

Oh yeah.... You see the Japanese claim (baltimization) increases sexual potency ten-fold. They call it "paw paw-paw zaawwwww."

by Lord Skitch September 19, 2007

Wal-Mart Beating

When someone is physically abussed inside wal-mart.
Usualy done by single mothers, but often includes; wife, grandchildren, dog, cat, sister,borther, and granny beatings as well.

<kid grabs toy off shelf>
Mother : "Put that back, right now! Before you get another wal-mart beating!"

by lock'on June 5, 2009

Belgian Binoculars

This is a variation off of the boston pancake in which the male partner defecates upon the chest of the other participant. However, instead of using the bottocks to pat down the steaming pile of shit, the testicles are used in their place. After the testicles have been adequately smothered in said feces they are plopped generously into the eye sockets of the willing partner. Note that the penis is not important in this position, simply drape it over the participants forehead and leave it be.

Sally and I were feeling pretty frisky the other day in school and decided to break out the belgian binoculars to spice things up a bit.

by pseudonomical platypus September 1, 2013

bedtimetwt

a combination of the sleepytwt (techno, wilbur, philza) and dttwt (dream, georgenotfound, sapnap) fan bases on twitter.

“oh yea i’m on bedtimetwt”

“cool i’m on kpoptwt”

by Bridget_At_The_Disco July 15, 2020

Beating Off A Dead Horse

To continue trying to beat off a horse when it clearly isn't going to work anymore due to lack of blood flow.

Dude: I was out beating off a dead horse last night, but may hand started to cramp up, so i just went home instead.

by XxVRxX August 20, 2010

beetis

Slang for diabetes. Also, shorthand for "Diabeetis"

If you have the beetis, call Liberty.

by Sweepz October 7, 2006

Meat Beating

Jacking off, only a little harder than usual, to the point of hurting.

"Wanna go over to my place an do a little meat beating?"

by Mark2791 December 16, 2008