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titfuck blowjob

A titfuck blowjob is a combination of the two words in the word. The guy places his penis between the girls boobs and the girl squeezes them together. Then, the guy moves his dick up and down the girl's chest between her breasts and when it gets close to the girl's mouth, she sucks it. When the guy is ready to blow a load, the girl stops squeezing her boobs together and the guy pulls his dick out. Then, as if he were getting a blowjob or titfucking, he blows his load all over the girl's face and chest.
Dude. My girlfriend and I had a titfuck blowjob marathon all night!
by AJAW July 14, 2004
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Blowjob

When A guy's penis is licked and sucked by someone else's tongue and mouth
Kiersten : O wow last night I gave Jake A Blowjob that lasted 2 hours I made him cum so much I had to grab a bucket!
Kaylee : That's nice!
Kiersten : I just love giving Blowjob's to Jake having his cock in my mouth is so amazing it's like eating a big juicy brat!
Kaylee : Keep it down we are in public!
Kiersten : What's your problem just cause you don't have a guy's dick to blow don' t mean you have to get all pissy with me!
Kaylee : Kiersten Please! We are at Wal Mart we can talk about Blowjob's later!
Kiersten : No we will talk about them now, you know what Kaylee you need a man in your life so you can suck some cock too!
Wal Mart Associate : Can I help you girls find something today?
Kiersten : Yes you can my friend Kaylee needs a man so she can give him a Blowjob and experience what it's like to have a big juicy cock in her mouth and cum running out!
Wal Mart Associate : Oh! Oh! Jesus ! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : O wow I made the Wal Mart worker cream his pant's!
Kaylee : Damn't Kiersten I will never go to Wal Mart with you again!
Kiersten : That's fine we can talk about Blowjobs at Target!
by SlopNChop April 23, 2018
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blowjobalicious

When you love a man so much giving him a blowjob gets you off. His cum taste like bubblelicious bubble gum. It's the bubble gum cum. Almost as good as the Great Grape Pecker.
p1: I'm sorry I couldn't stop sucking it was so blowjobalicious
p2: You are amazing
p1: Wanna do that again
p2: H%^ Yeah
by blowjoblover February 4, 2010
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post-blowjob orgasm chill time

The expected amount of time to just lay around and chill after receiving an orgasm.
We'll bake cookies later Trisha, right now let me have my post-blowjob orgasm chill time.
by jesustitz December 22, 2010
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blowjob culture

a workplace culture in which once a mistake is made that affects a customer, subsequent mistakes will have to be fixed immediately with top priority by management, causing employees to have to drop their current tasks with the intention of pleasing the affected customer excessively
Person #1: "Ugh, my boss is making me work overtime to fix these unimportant things just to keep the customer happy"
Person #2: "Dang, this place has such a blowjob culture!"
by kawaiineko1337 July 7, 2023
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Halloween blowjob

When a partner places a piece of cloth (preferably a white blanket) over themselves and the erect penis of a male and proceeds to perform fellatio while making ghost noises.
Alex- I love getting Halloween blowjobs from my girl.
Sean- I know, the ghost noises really help me get off.
by LitSquad November 2, 2016
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Blockbuster and blowjobs

When you aren't in the mood for Amazon and anal, Netflix and chill, or Hulu and handjobs and you can only afford blockbuster with your girlfriend or boyfriend.
Laquisha didn't want to do no Netflix and chill and we were out of heroin so we settled on blockbuster and blowjobs.
by NELL RAGE May 25, 2016
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