belgian birthday party

A kind of illicit event, usually involving drugs, alcohol and sexual depravity.

"So I went into the backroom of this bar and there was a girl, a german shepherd, a towel on the floor and a guy undoing his belt. Then the barmaid handed me a glass of absinthe and that's when I knew I'd been invited to a belgian birthday party."

by Stovaa June 8, 2018

The Belgian Gift

Belgian's have large dicks. Also known as the Belgian Frite and The Belgian Endownment. Also the reason the French hate us.

Person- I am Belgian. My penis is 8.5in long.
Person two- Oh you must have the belgian gift!

by Belgian! August 10, 2006

Belgian Chinstrap

while receiving a blowjob, the male pulls the excess flesh from his nutsack and wraps it around the girls chin, hence, creating the belgian chinstrap

Me and that girl from the bar got freaky last night and I gave her a Belgian Chinstrap

by Crocodilejohndee December 27, 2011

belgian knuckle cake

Fisting a blue waffle with favorite topping then licking it off

Damn Girl! I would totally give you a Belgian knuckle cake

by Stemack February 1, 2018

Belgian fries

Good french fries.

- Wow this French fries taste fantastic!
- of course you tourist! That's belgian fries.

by Monsieur No July 10, 2021

Brave Belgian

Brave Belgian

A Brave Belgian, is essentially, anyone who is brave and/or Belgian.
The term was coined by Sir Alastair The Brave on the sixth of April 2015.

The immense success of the term and its usage even got it its own facebook page, among various other forms of media.

The Brave Belgians typically reside in grand houses, making memes while good looking females cook food and wash the dishes.

1. Oh man, I wish I could be as brave as those Brave Belgians.

2. The best memers are definitely those Brave Belgians

by Sir Alastair April 12, 2015

Belgian Steamer

A sexual act in which one deficates onto the chest of thier partner. So named for it's resemblance in color to Belgian chocolate and the body heat of the "depositor".

Man, that girl was a freak! She wanted me to give her a Dirty Sanchez and a Belgian Steamer!

by Zkilla February 2, 2006