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befumbled

When someone is really really confused about something.
In "The Bachelor," Hannah B. says I'm like befumbled.
by mary robertson April 12, 2019
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I have not yet begun to fight

One of the earliest recorded instances of talking shit in American history, uttered by the father of shit talking, the legendary John Paul Jones. Would roughly translate to "Nigga I ain't even been tryin" today.
Tyrone you a bitch, I'm up 17-6, check.
I have not yet begun to fight!
by falcon176 June 11, 2008
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BEGOME

To convert to a religion.
BEGOME ORDODOGS :DDD
by TokenOrthoBro December 11, 2018
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Beaumaris Pig

A person (a 'pig') or group of persons (called a 'boyse'), who (on completion of studies at St Bede's College, usually around Year 10) have taken up such apprenticeships as plumbing, brick-laying or anything similar.
They believe above anything else that they are God's gift to women, and unashamedly announce their self-proclaimed wealth (existant or not) to anyone they think they are better than.
Someone that is not your friend, but is believed to be a friend of one of your friends can be referred to as "your pig".
The Beaumaris Pig enjoys social occasions and celebrates the end of the night by ritually vomiting over someones car (generally the driver's side door handle). Obviously they see that no apology is necessary as such renegade actions are expected of a 'pig'.
A 'pig' will attempt to start a fight with anyone or anything and in one particular case, used someone washing their car as a cue to call the 'boyse' because they weren't 'thinking of the bushfires'.
They refer to persons from the capital of New South Wales as 'Sydney cunts', and although the majority of people around Australia have greater intelligence than the 'pig', a 'pig' (in front of his 'boyse') will never admit defeat.
by givemefacetime February 25, 2009
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Yoko Beaumont

A scamming, theiving man who steals identities, artwork and 'fursonas' from furries, but oh no, its not just furry stuff, Deviant art, Furaffinity, Jyros, Steam, Second Life and pretty sure other internet locations as well.

He cares for nobody els but himself, he's so terrible he even has an Encyclopedia Dramatica about him, he's such an asshat.

He is most commonly known as Yoko Beaumont.
One of Yoko's more infamous activities which he engages in, is the impersonation of artists based on the information that is publicly available, including art in most cases, to try and defame the person in question, piss them off, or fulfill some desire that he has to be someone else. - Yoko Beaumont
by Scytheclaw July 7, 2011
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Rye Beaumont

Fit and I mean very very fit person! everyone should love his toes lmao

his smile is the BEST thing bro
by Mel Beaumont May 11, 2019
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Did a Christian Beaumont

Failing an exam really basly by answering the wrong question or cheating in an exam with little chance of success.
Kevin: How was the Georgraphy exam?
Dave: Ah Man, I did a Christian Beaumont and forgot to answer 2 of the questions.
Kevin: Oh god, you did a Christian Beaumont
by FuseWorld February 19, 2011
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