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beetlejuice fans

Crazy ass motherfuckers. They will legit kill you while laughing and singing about how your screams are ‘that beautiful sound’ they can be goth, clowns, Or just plain insane.
Person 1:” Is the new kid nice?”
Person 2: “no she is one of the beetlejuice fans”
Person 1:“ oh god oh fuck we all gonna die”
by BetelgeuseSpnB5fan October 27, 2019
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Beetlejuice Broadway

Beetlejuice is the best Broadway show ever and you can't convince me otherwise. Often times, people use the trending sound on tiktok that goes "Beetlejuice,beetlejuice,beeeeeecause!"
Ash, "have you heard of Beetlejuice Broadway?"
Idiot," You mean the sound from tiktok"
Ash, >:(
by never gonna' give you up March 18, 2022
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Beetlejuice

v. To give an over-the-clothes handjob/fingerbang in a public place
If you're going to Beetlejuice your date at a Broadway show try to hide it with the popcorn box
by Aaron's Rod September 19, 2023
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1. Vampire food, and also god food (see soma)
2. semen(derived from the phrase beat it), also called cum
3. blood(derived from a beating heart); alternatively the blood of christ.
4. the guts of dead beetles - specifically scarab beetles which are a form of dung beetles(this is an anal sex reference
5. an abstract term for drum beats, specifically lound ones such as those coming from a boom box.
6. a cartoon character
7. in its original form, betelgeuse, it is a star representing the right arm of Orion, the high preyst/hunter (his other arm is called bellatrix, another masturbation joke). in astrology, it is the marker star for the 6th lunar mansion: "Moon in Gemini". Astrologers will joke and call this a "shooting star".
8. In the catholic church, if you drink this you have been beatified, which means blessed.
9. it is often associated with the boogie man
10. another word for he-brew
11. in greek culture, it is known as the river stix
12. another name for benjamin, derived from "son of my right hand"
The second time Joe came, there was beetlejuice all over his chest. All the catholics quickly drank it up as it is their favorite drink.
by killacowmakeabooger September 25, 2011
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A astronomy term, a collection of stars that form 'bettlejuice'
At night you can see Bettlejuice.
by Bob L July 3, 2003
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Beetlejuicing

A phenomenon often appearing on Reddit. It's when a user posts literally anything and someone with a relevant username posts a reply. Similar to Username Checks Out.
User1234567: The average southerner's brain is slower than a 20 year old computer.

Your_Average_Southerner: Well screw you too.

User8910: r/ beetlejuicing
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Beetlejuicing

Getting cummed on with corrosive acid.
Oh my god, I just got beetlejuiced. I can't see!

This beetlejuicing- AAAAAAH OH MY GOD.
by fredfig February 19, 2023
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