Still beat tho

An indefensible and rock solid comeback used on hoes trying to act different after a sexual relationship/encounter. Cause at the end of the day no matter how ugly and poor I am or how small my dick is.......... I still Beat Tho

Her: your dick little and you can't last longer than a minute. You ugly as shh, broke, and ain't got shh going for you.

Me: cool, I still beat tho.

by Some Scrub Lmfao August 2, 2018

if i beat it i aint wearing a johnny

Its a term forin people use

person 1: Are you gonna have sex with that girl?
person 2: yea
person 1: Are you wearing a condom
person 2: If i beat it i aint wearing a johnny

by Muffin90210 February 15, 2022

beating the gay allegations

Used primarily on twitter to describe when someone does something that hints that they may be homosexual or commits a homosexual act. The response would usually be them getting called gay, so they would not be beating the gay allegations.

“Jeonghan said that the members of Seventeen are very good looking”
“He’s never beating the gay allegations”

by eataeil July 14, 2021

Beat a case

Contrary to the other definition,
Beating a case is not only getting away with a crime, because that implies that you commited the crime.

You can also beat a case while being innocent and not having commited any crime, thus falsely accused.

Feds incarcerated me for no reason, still i had to fight in court and prove my innocence.

In the end truth ruled and i beat a case!

by Jerra gk February 15, 2019

butter beat off

When you get a hand job while your dick is in a tub of popcorn at the movies.

“Put your Dick in the popcorn. I wanna give you a butter beat off”

by Changaa November 18, 2020

Dead beat mother

A deadbeat mother is a woman who puts herself ahead of the needs of her children. A woman who thinks because she has a vagina doesnt have to pay childsupport, or do anything the court demands her to do. They most likey suffer from a narcissistic personality disorder. They also do not understand there is a big diffrence between an actual mother, and a biological mother.

She is such a dead beat mother for not paying her childsupport.

by ALV-T83 May 25, 2012

wife-beater-status

An adjective used to describe someone who is jacked and has just the right chest and ab muscles to fit perfectly into a wife beater. In addition to chest and abs, arms (biceps, triceps, and deltoids) must also be tone and muscular. Obtained by using the bench-press and doing push-ups.

JT: Dude, going to the gym is going to get us to wife-beater-status!
KD: Yeah man, got to keep hitting the bench-press.
JT: Don't forget about push-ups.

KD: True son.

by JTandKD June 25, 2009