just shapes and beats

A games about shapes and beats that somehow got humanized and sexualized.

Friend: Look up Just shapes and beats rule 34
Person: Who the hell makes porn of fucking shapes?
*googles*
Person: ok what the f u c k is this

by RainbowThePerson May 11, 2019

Beats the shit outta me

I have no clue.
I don't know.
longer form of "beats me"

Question: Who would draw this kind of map? Answer: Beats the shit outta me.

by sitjpk November 5, 2012

beetus nugget

Another name for a Cadbury Creme Egg, known to cause the beetus.

I'm going to have to call Liberty Medical after coming down with the diabeetus after eating too many of these beetus nuggets.

by Armath July 8, 2010

Beatstock

Originating from the word "beat" meaning stupid, ugly, or any number of insults

That girl is beatstock, she creeps me out

by Kcrown December 12, 2015

Beats By Dre

A very expensive necklace worn by troglodytes who think random blurts of bass notes is music. Made of plastic and prone to snapping when actually used, they are considered useless for listening to music made by actual musicians. The fact you see them ever so "subtly" advertised in every popular music video of the past two years should be enough to prove they're nothing more than a branded fashion accessory.

Parent "I spent $200 on these Beats By Dre headphones, why the hell aren't you using them to listen to music?"

Kid "Holy shit, I can listen to music on these?"

by Dumaitis October 1, 2011

Bearus

A bear Ksi shags for fun. He deserves better.

“Bearus should be freed”
Ksi - “nah man allow it”

by PokemonH21 July 4, 2020

crunchy beats

1) Any music played at a club or party that make the crowd go crazy with excitement

2) Beats that make even the most wore out person get jacked

3) Songs with bass hits that make your chest rattle

Definitions come from random explanations of various parties and clubs people come from where the music causes temporary deafness. Also can be from dance parties where the dancing is so crazy you practically have to use protection to prevent pregnancy.

Dude, we went to this club last night and the DJ was playin some crunchy beats.

by Sober_J_Bone March 30, 2011