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Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice 

Noun •

cursed 👀

If you want to curse yourself, this is a good way to do it 🚾☝

Follow these three steps to find out how to curse:

• Say Beetlejuice 3 times
• Make sure you are armed
• Tell Beetlejuice to murder the laws of physics

Follow these simple steps and you can
"Hey you got any ######? No? Ah, no problem. beetlejuice beetlejuice beetlejuice! OH crud there he is! oh no. Why you unbuckling your belt??"

Beetlejuice 

The current useless mayor of Chicago (aka Chiraq) itself a city in C(r) ook County Illinois (Killinois). Like most demo(n) crat (demonrat) mayors, is incredibly incompetent and deflects all of their leadership failures on others, as the crime rate increases and people leave Chiraq in record numbers.
Man, Beetlejuice makes Rahm Emmanuel look like a great mayor, and he was a 🤡!
Beetlejuice by Lou Sainis June 29, 2021

the beetlejuice 

To summon ones presence by saying their name three times.
I miss you, I wish I could do the beetlejuice.
the beetlejuice by Echoremains October 15, 2019

beetlejuice 

2008 Grammy/Oscar winner. A retarded midget known from his appearances on the Howard Stern show.
Would be a millionaire rap star today if only he could hustle crack out of some girl's panties. Also see "Ja Rule" and "50 Cent".
Beetlejuice, get out there sell some rocks. You gonna be a big star man. You kick all their asses man!
beetlejuice by Wigga May 13, 2003

Beetlejuice 

Antics that you do or say is not the ordinary in other words crazy mentally not stable.
Yo I got this friend that's beetlejuice he just says the wrong things at the wrong time.
Beetlejuice by Kick5k February 4, 2010

BeetleJuice 

He is a dopey black coon who goes Chiswick school. He is the resemblance of Mubashir Abdi 10ch the gap in his teeth stretches as if bazey running for 7000 years . He looks like old Ksi
I met a beetlejuice oh my god mubashir
BeetleJuice by Druggie April 26, 2019