In the beans

To be in trouble for something mostly trivial.

I'm in the beans with my dad today- I accidentally left the food out all night.

by Xenon32 December 24, 2009

no beans

when u have a lack of beans

"hey bro u got some beans"
"Sorry, no beans"

by lean with it July 10, 2017

Beaned

When someone has taken way more then the prescribed or normal amount of Xanax or similar benzodiazepines.

“Yo pat did you end up staying over last night after the party?”

Pat: “Na I dipped I was so beaned I woke up today with a new neck tat and in the Walmart bathroom.”

by Bondo69 March 10, 2018

bean

Bean is a slang term for the clitoris

"She was flicking her bean all night"

by Div May 13, 2005

beaning

The act of dreaming about things one can never have. Derived from the derogatory term for mexicans ( beaner ) and their tendency to have farfetched fantasies about success.

1)Guy 1: Damn nigga! That poon thinks he can get ass tonight.

Guy 2: SHIITTTT nigga. he needs to stop beaning!

2) Guy 1: That spic be eyeing my car!

Guy 2: aw man. he be beaning.

by A-Men June 24, 2005

No beans

This is a famous (and very funny) piece of dialogue taken from a scene from 'The Young Ones' sitcom.

NEIL: now very worried: What do you know about the beans?

RICK: Nothing! What beans?

NEIL: Oh. Nothing. Ha, Ha, Ha. No beans! Ha ha.

by You heard it here first April 29, 2019

Bean

When you do a right skitter of a shit pebble dashing the toilet and when you flush it there's a tiny floater left

"Who left the bean?" ... "Sorry mate my guts are rumbling!"

by Vlad1Vostok March 7, 2019