Beaning 

when you go behind someone, your take off there clothing and yours too, you take 4 cans of Heinz beans and dump it on them and make sure you get every craves, then you jerk them off until they pass out

man if you don't stop this stupidity ima start beaning you

man if you don't stop this stupidity ima start beaning you

Beaning by NumiGumi September 13, 2024

Beaning 

The action of bean.
Committing bean (present tense)
(The simple explanation is it is like beans )

That man is beaning no cap

Beaning by School beaner December 5, 2024

Beaning Out

You know, flicking the bean

jilling out

rubbing the clit

female masturbation

"Hey, did you see Izzy last night? She was beaning out like crazy! Moaning like a siren!"

Beaning Out by Jigglyjay May 30, 2018

Beaning Out

When you’ve over-indulged in both cannabis and coffee/caffeine and it creates undesirable effects.

Man, I had like five energy drinks and smoked three bowls. I think I’m beaning out.

Beaning Out by lilbeanie December 14, 2022

J-beaning 

J-beaning is a sexual act, or fetish, where one pours jelly beans all over their lover and attempts to guess the flavors by consuming them off of their partner's body.

"Man, dis girl was into some weird ass shit, she had me j-beaning n errthang."

"I was j-beaning this guy last night, and everything was going well until I encountered the Buttered Popcorn™. Let's just say I won't be hearing from him again."

J-beaning by ButteredPopcorn October 9, 2014

coffee beaning 

After a long, wet, hard defecation, half wipe your balloon knot and allow to dry, so that the remains have attached themsleves to the pubic hair around the arse cheeks.

Later, rub your arse crack over your victims face, using their nose as a scraper, rubbing off the 'coffee beans' into and around their mouth. Points are awarded for acurately dropping a bean into the screaming mouth. (1 point for each bean is the generic scoring.)

Guy 1: whats your Coffee Beaning P.B.?
Girl 1: 7, It took two days for those babies to harden. My dad wasn't impressed... he was in a meeting at the time.

coffee beaning by Nick Rodllins January 27, 2008

lima beaning

When you pull your cock outa an asshole and theres a turd nugget on the head off your dick that resembles a lima bean

I finelly got my girl to give up the anal. I almost changed my mind when i started lima beaning . But who gives a fuck...was her bedsheets.

lima beaning by Sausagehole April 12, 2019