beating it

Beating it basically means jacking off

Austin almost got caught beating it

by Crf.500 January 23, 2016

Beamish

Referring to an epic gamer that beams people often

Have you seen Mic hail he is beamish

by Beamishman April 24, 2022

Goober Bearing

A device that allows constrained relative motion between two parts using a plasma-like Goo. The bearing exploits viscous fluid properties and provides a thin membrane of Goo for frictionless motion in a desired axis.

"The Goober bearing is the technological marvel of the 21st century, it will be the standard in future Oil-Car designs."

"Don't forget to use your hand-gloves when removing the Goooober Beearing"

"Here we are! The appropriate diameter of the Goober Bearing is 92.9 92mm"

"SO you have a shaft! It requires a Goober Bearing to provide motion in the Goober elements."

by GerlzandCarz November 30, 2011

beamonesque

doing something completly unexpected and being completly amazing coming out of no where with great excellence involved..

comes from Bob Beamon's unexpected world record in the long jump at the Mexico Olympics by breaking the record by 2'

Wow. That time when you set the curve for class by 50 points was truly beamonesque.

That was so beamonesque when you beat your personal record by 3 seconds!

by jleetjlj400 May 11, 2006

Wal-Mart Beating

When someone is physically abussed inside wal-mart.
Usualy done by single mothers, but often includes; wife, grandchildren, dog, cat, sister,borther, and granny beatings as well.

<kid grabs toy off shelf>
Mother : "Put that back, right now! Before you get another wal-mart beating!"

by lock'on June 5, 2009

Cross Beaming

When a group of gentlemen gather in a circle and cross their dongs as if they were support beams.

Steve,Gareth,Larry and Paul were all bored so they decided to try cross beaming their wangs.

by LONG DONG SILVER January 11, 2015

Beating Off A Dead Horse

To continue trying to beat off a horse when it clearly isn't going to work anymore due to lack of blood flow.

Dude: I was out beating off a dead horse last night, but may hand started to cramp up, so i just went home instead.

by XxVRxX August 20, 2010