beach

"beach" a word fobs try saying but end up saying "bitch"

mom:HEY! guess what?
co-worker:What?
mom: I live near the beach!
co-worker:ohh uhh yeah me too!
mom: its nice to live near a beach because its fun to swim in!
co-worker: what the hell?
mom:uhh...would you like to live near a beach?
co-worker: HELLLLL NAWWW!!!
mom:WELL YOU GO TO HELL!!

by nerak audab September 8, 2008

Beach

I blunt of weed

Hey man I could really go for a beach right now....

by MorgyMorg March 2, 2009

beach

A place that may as well be heaven in disguise. Warning: Beaches may lead to gorgeous tans, adventures, and fun times.

Lol, all my friends are going skiing this winter, but I'm going to the beach! Jealous yet?

by Noone Importantatall March 12, 2015

beach

a term used usually between friends meaning "bitch" but in a non-offensive and exceptionally funny way

hey beach
eww you ratty ass beach

by queen_slay69 July 11, 2016

Beach

(adj.)
• a state of being at complete and utter peace with oneself.
(noun)
• a legendary bar built only for the gods

(adj.)
Bro don't you just wanna be beach?
(noun)
Let's go to the Beach!

by Trebek's Mother December 16, 2017

Beach

Code word for a fitty

Oh damm girlll he is beach

by Pens Denn July 17, 2018

Beach

A long strip of sand boardered by an ocean.

Let's beach on

by hermioneeverdeenchase August 3, 2018