Beached

Something that's washed-up, overdone, played-out, used up, worn-out.

"Crocs are beached."

"I'm feeling pretty beached right now"

"That club is beached."

by EricD0191 October 16, 2008

Beaches

Two women who share every aspect of their lives with each other. The relationship is often stormy and is marked by intense emotion and an over-abundance of drama. Nevertheless, the tears are honestly shed, and one will most probably give a gut-wrenching eulogy at the other's funeral. (Noun)

To go Beaches (Verb) - 1. to divulge the most private details of your life to your best-friend 2. your girlfriend (romantic) discusses an embarassing secret about your sex life with her best friend.

Noun -

I know everything there is to know about that girl; we've been Beaches for ten years.

Verb 1. -

I promised I wouldn't say anything, but I can go all Beaches with you right, girl?

Verb 2. -

My ex-girlfriend went Beaches on me and told her friend I have a small penis. Like her friend didn't already know. Oooh, snap!

by Madame June 29, 2006

On the beach

a phrase that federal government contractors use internally to describe paid company employees that are awaiting a security clearance in order to engage in their assigned client project. Typically, either by choice or because they have no other option, they are doing very little useful work.

Damn, Fred hasn't done shit for 6 months because he's been on the beach.

by AJ W February 1, 2008

beach

the place where you go and forget what day of the week it is. you visit the beach only in the summer because that’s when you get tan and have endless long nights. your days at the beach consist of waking up, going on a bike ride, going to the beach, coming home with new tan lines and sandy hair then going to bed and repeating this process. it is the only place you can take and outside shower and have bonfires without getting tired of it. once you go to the beach, you will never want to go back to reality.

Hey, let’s go on vacation!
Where to?
Dude, the beach... where else?

by beachforlife November 27, 2017

beach

a verb; meaning to do "EVERYTHING BUT" with someone. has developed from people carrying out this practice on holiday, on beaches. particularly with people whose names are unknown. the sand also makes it interesting.

girl one: so what did you do when you went to tenerife ?
girl two: i beached
girl one: niiiice

by mrs martin December 30, 2009

Beached

Excessively overweight. Origin: beached whale

That girl is to beached to wear skinny jeans.

by Walllllllllly February 19, 2011

beached

To insult or offend someone you are close to or are friendly with, unprovoked.

To drop a nuclear-insult on someone, with no prior warning, for no reason.

--often followed by immediately walking away after issuing the insult and ignoring any commentary or reply from the victim.

Dusty (walks into your office without knocking): You're pretty gay today. I'm sure your dad's proud, since he likes the dong, too. (turns on his heel and leaves)

Victim (stammering): ...wha...well...hey! Your dad like to...shit. Too late. He walked away.

Victim's Office Mate: Bro...you just got beached!

by Ottoman Humper June 16, 2010