Valkyrie

a valkyrie is when someone look so ugly, and or fat and disgusting, and smelly mix and match cant get no one to date them or have sex with them or kiss them, male or female will start having sex with wild animals, barn animals, like pigs, horses, even sucking horses huge dick and swallowing its cum, or get them to fuck them. dogs, cats, cows, goats, anything they can get their hands on. its so sick and nasty and the stench they get from having sex with wild animals...valkyries. this is how all sex disease starts, even having sex with monkies/monkeys and gorilla or baboons for their colorful ass. like the worst HIV, AIDS , CORONA VIRUS, COVID-19 AND MANY MORE, HEPATITIS C AND OTHERS.

oden maid servants are called a valkyrie. the force is the strongest with him.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 23, 2022

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Valkyrie

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yo! is that spriggan, longinus, and valkyrie?
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by random_boiz November 19, 2020

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Be the valkyrie

-The odd man out, referencing the game series Gauntlet and an old add stating, "Four players, one has to be the valkyrie."
-To take what no one wants.

*Three friends play zombie shooter*
Player 1"I will take this well-lit, easy to barricade kitchen."
Player 2"I will take this well-lit, easy to defend hut."
Player 1"Looks like Player 3 will have to be the valkyrie and take the poorly-lit, multi-roomed, basement with a ton of corners for anything to hide behind and tunnels leading to who knows where."

by tbclycan May 25, 2011

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