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Valkyrie

Oy there's a valkyrie shooting rockets at my ass
by ThatDefault March 3, 2022
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Valkyrie Squad

The most badass group of hard workers. These people are most driven and productive type.
You see that Valkyrie Squad? I want to be one.
by Country71 September 1, 2018
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Valkyrie

Valkyrie is a Norse name. It means glorious and prosperous. If you ever meet a Valkyrie never let her go. She is the best lover you can find. She is defensive and loveable. She may seem harsh at first but once you get to know her she is the best person you can trust. She is very cute. She is really sexy.
I love Valkyrie she is so hot.
by anonymous February 13, 2023
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Valkyrie

a valkyrie is when someone look so ugly, and or fat and disgusting, and smelly mix and match cant get no one to date them or have sex with them or kiss them, male or female will start having sex with wild animals, barn animals, like pigs, horses, even sucking horses huge dick and swallowing its cum, or get them to fuck them. dogs, cats, cows, goats, anything they can get their hands on. its so sick and nasty and the stench they get from having sex with wild animals...valkyries. this is how all sex disease starts, even having sex with monkies/monkeys and gorilla or baboons for their colorful ass. like the worst HIV, AIDS , CORONA VIRUS, COVID-19 AND MANY MORE, HEPATITIS C AND OTHERS.
oden maid servants are called a valkyrie. the force is the strongest with him.
by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 23, 2022
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Valkyrie

The most annoying thing to be spawned when just using your skeleton army.
Hey baby we are breaking up, I used a Valkyrie and now I like men
by Ookie Pookie February 23, 2022
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Vending Valkyrie

Someone who wanders over to an obviously empty vending machine and stares at it for several minutes in the hope that through sheer will power alone the vending machine will magically refill itself.
He stared at me with that vacant look for several minutes like a Vending Valkyrie.
by Tiglath June 24, 2015
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Valkyrie

There's a valkyrie shooting rockets at my ass
by ThatDefault March 3, 2022
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