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Batman Schmeh

A phrase used in place of any actual words in a conversation between two teenage girls with multi-colored hair. Variants of this phrase such as "Batman crunch schmeh" "Crunch Man Bat Schmeh" or "man crunch schmeh bat derp" are also commonly used for variety.
I heard these two retarded girls talking the other day, they were like screaming "BATMAN SCHMEH" at each other and then at the cars on the road.
by violentTardface2.0 March 4, 2011
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Batman Shirt Theory

Description

Any person who is seen wearing a batman shirt in the public setting has a tendency to be automatically perceived as a threat by mentally ill persons, specifically those with a co-morbid diagnoses of schizophrenia, paranoid type, and psychopathy.

Joker-perpetrator

The joker has paranoid delusions rooted around the thought that the person wearing the batman shirt is some morally authoritative figure trying to restrict the joker's rights for the purpose of maintaining justice. The joker has a natural tendency towards attention seeking behaviors, impulsivity, and sadism.

The Hero-batman fan

Realistically, the hero is more often than not a passive idealist with fantasies of being this "morally authoritative figure" or hero. These beliefs tend to escalate to the extent of grandiose delusions, specifically during times of increased stress. Such persons experience a significant tendency towards being involved with conflict, especially with the joker and personalities alike.

Batman/Joker Conflict

The hero and the joker experience severe emotional and psychological restlessness, arising from their different attitudes. The hero favors fairness and stability whereas the joker prefers selfish gratification and chaos. The grandiose delusions of the hero and the paranoid delusions of the joker conflict with each other, resulting in escalating conflict all influenced by a simple shirt.
Batman Shirt Theory Example:

A. The hero with the batman shirt experiences grandiose delusions that he is obligated to solve every conflict in order to promote fairness and justice.

B. The joker sees the batman shirt and experiences paranoid delusions of oppression that restricts his individuality.

C. I may be delusional for making a case out of this. Point is, you can rationalize anything...
by lhukmai October 20, 2012
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Batman Syndrome

When an animal starts squatting you, and you get so scared of them that you can't even stand them
I fell near a butterfly nest, and they all rushed up to me!!!! Now I'm so scared. That is the batman syndrome.
by King Sage March 28, 2017
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batman shit

: I'm gonna drive my mustang through that snowstorm
: Dude; that's some risky Batman Shit!
by Bart Lefart November 17, 2018
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Batman Syndrome

Batman Syndrome - A pejorative slang term to describes a non-black man who acts out his fantasy of being a superhero by taking the law in his own hands against a black person that he suspects is a criminal.
I think guys like the one who killed Jordan Neely suffer from Batman Syndrome
by Whodeene May 9, 2023
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Z4QQQ Batman Symbol

“Uh let’s see, I’ll take a Z4QQQ Batman Symbol for my guess.”
by CoolioRaviolio April 16, 2023
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Barman's Curse

It started when I was about 19, working behind the bar at a sports centre for a Young Farmers do. I served the guy with a pint, and he said:

‘can you fit a scotch in there?’

‘Yes sure, no worries

‘Then why can’t you fill it up with beer?’

What a cunt. He got neither by the way, just a whispered ‘wanker’ into the top of his 7/8 pint of fosters.
Turn your back on the offending pisstank and whisper your worst barman's curse into the booze
by Torbaydos July 27, 2022
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