bathtub jesus

Decorative lawn ornament, popular through much of New england, where an old cast-iron bathtub is buried standing up, halfway into the ground, and a statue of Jesus is placed inside. Frequently seen near or with a lawn ball. Associated with white trash.

I saw a great bathtub jesus in Pawtucket last week.

by bkdouble October 6, 2006

Korean Bathtub

When someone ejaculates into a persons asshole then gives them a rim job.

I needed to wash my face after the Korean Bathtub I gave to that girl.

by JZUMBAS August 31, 2014

make toast in the bathtub

Usually told to someone you really want to kill themselves, but don't want to explicitly say "kill yourself".

"Hey dude you should really check out this cool new anime-"
"Make toast in the bathtub"

by Maleficent Dolphin March 24, 2017

Bathtub Sink Effect

Those times when you use your bathtub to heat your sink. A lot of times when one washes their hands at the sink and turns the water on hot, nothing but cold water comes out of the faucet. By letting the water in the bathtub run for about 10-15 seconds, the water heats up. Then you turn off the water in the bathtub, run your water on hot at the sink, and in a couple of seconds, you have hot water running at the sink.

Normally when the Bathtub Sink Effect is not done, you can run the sink water for minutes and get nothing but cold water even though you have it on hot.

by Dancing with Fire December 14, 2010

bathfumes

The reek that emits from a restroom, most commonly those of the smaller variety, after someone has massively shat-typically in the style of a toxic dump, porridge shit, or due to mexican food. This is the type of shit where even the creator can truthfully say it smells bad.

"Jesus Kevin, would you turn the goddamn fan on?! I can smell your stanky taco-ass bathfumes from across the street!"

by bonnyvae October 9, 2007

bathtub warrior

usually a marine cadet or sea cadet who thinks they're better than everyone else and thinks that they're as good as an actual soldier when in fact they actually just splash around in the water,fall off boats and fail to dry capsize.
basically the equivalent to a puddle pirate but more commando and less sea cadet...

army cadet next to a river: oh look at that bathtub warrior, that twat cant even swim!

by aircadet101 September 8, 2019

Bathbuddies

When a man ejaculates in a filled bath then has several globular lifeboats of semen floating around with him.

Andy: Hey, listen man I'm gonna have to be honest, ive been pretty lonely of late and been swimming with the bathbuddies
John: That's alright, its always good to let the kids breathe every now and then

by Ohgodhesgotearpodsinhecanthear January 24, 2020