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Bates College

Bates College is an elite liberal arts school located in Southern Maine. It's student population tends to be very outdoorsy, athletic, friendly and academically focused. Batesies have many great traditions and know how to have fun!!
You didnt want to be an elitest at Bowdoin or go to boondocks of Colby...so attend the best Maine school- Bates College!
by awesome1234bates March 2, 2010
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Gill Bates

The complete opposite if Bill Gates, who has failed at running Sicromoft and is billions of dollars in debt because he didnt steal Apple's OS system to improve on it.
by James Lowe December 7, 2004
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Bates Method

The BATES method is an acronym for a specific approach to reach a certain goal: destroying a sexual conquest's relationship with her boyfriend for the purpose of having sexual intercourse with her. The BATES method invariably ends in complete separation from the original target. The BATES method is as follows:

Build relationship
Alienate boyfriend
Tear them apart
Engage physically
Separate completely
Remember that girl I wanted to get with, the one with the boyfriend? I used the BATES method and finally got with her. Sucks for her boyfriend.
by Methodology1 January 27, 2010
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batest

Batest is a combined mix of the words best and greatest.

Best + grATEST = BATEST
Did you know that i love you and you're the batest person ever?!
by RPL09 February 19, 2019
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Batery

An annoying person with a HEAP of energy and is constantly getting under your skin. They have no life or braincells and follow you around CONSTANTLY!!!!!!!!! However, they also love helping people and will quickly become a very close friend of yours. WARNING: do not trust them with anything they deem as unimportant!!
Human: OMG stop being such a batery!
Batery: I'm still ur friend tho rite??
Human: Yes.
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kai bates

A kai bates is an amazing, kind, loveable boy. They are always there for you when you and they never break a promise. Kai's are usually popular. They don't cheat and they are very loyal. Kai's don't normally choose the right girls for themselves. They are very sexy and hot. If you get a kai then hold on to him...he's a keeper! ;)
OMG did you see Kai Bates
Yeah OMG he's so popular and hot
His girlfriends so lucky
Yeah he's a keeper ;)
by Imma stay anon ;) September 28, 2013
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Master Bates

A tried and true weathered deck hand.

No one pulls sail more than he!
Master Bates, first mate to Jake the Great has sailed the seven seas fer many a years.

Strengths include:
1, finest canon polisher to ever sail

2, a first class sail puller

3, energetic as they cum

Weaknesses include:

1, weak and usually bruised wrists
Aye heard tell that all the wenches love te walk in and catch Master Bates polishing his canon!
by ⚔☠⚔™ ayepirate.com September 3, 2014
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