Richard Bateman

An amazing person. Probably the best one you could ever meet! He's kind, loving and funny. He can show every emotion possible and can cheer you up whenever it is needed.

I guarantee it would be impossible for you to fine someone better than him. I count myself as being so very lucky that he is mine and that I am his.
Please be mine for the rest of my life! Marry me? We'll make a family?

I love you so much, Richard Eoin Bateman, it's hard to believe.

Please Richard Bateman, make me the happiest girl in the world!

by YourLorrylu October 19, 2011

Sam Bateman

The guy who thinks he is the the holy prophet of God but is not

Sam bateman is not the new Warren jeffs

by Billyz April 27, 2022

Jamie Lynn Bateman

Jailbait, man!

In reference to Jamie Lynn Spears's impregnation by an act that allegedly amounted to statutory rape.

Don't even think about it. She's Jamie Lynn Bateman.

by B Ligerati January 15, 2008

patrick bateman

a good looking guy who fucks girls and kill boys

patrick bateman she got a big ass

by thickgoofycock December 25, 2022

Callum Bateman

epic boy :P

That Callum Bateman folk is a real good egg. He's both thicc and loyal. Imagine being anything other than a Callum Bateman in 2018 LUL.

by yungbuckqweezy January 24, 2018

will bateman

a sexy beast which likes to lick deodorant, lynx is his fave, has a danny devito fetish as well

hey will bateman i heard you like danny devito
i sure do

by will bateman March 28, 2019

jack bateman

the annoying little kid who always acts strong and cool.

jack bateman: you think you are strong
you: you faggot shut up

by i hate jack bateman June 28, 2020