Slang for masturbating
Girl 1: Oh my god last night i walked in and Jake was basting the turkey.
Girl 2: what did you do?
Girl 1: What any good friend would do, i sucked his dick.
Girl 2: what did you do?
Girl 1: What any good friend would do, i sucked his dick.
by Gentalmansmiley June 21, 2011
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That fat bastard JT was gorilla basting out the window of his crapbox integra and the water coming off the tire put out his cigarette
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To sit around stewing in one's sweat and body odor after a workout.
This stewing around is very similar to the basting of a turkey during its preperation.
Basting is usually done with the the shirt off to accentuate my man stink. Basting can be a very satisfying feeling.
This stewing around is very similar to the basting of a turkey during its preperation.
Basting is usually done with the the shirt off to accentuate my man stink. Basting can be a very satisfying feeling.
Lisa: Dude, you fuckin reak man, go take a shower!
John: Fuck off, I just had a great workout. I'm basting right now, so leave me alone!
John: Fuck off, I just had a great workout. I'm basting right now, so leave me alone!
by Limit28 December 29, 2007
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Get the tail basting mug.When a large male figure dressed as a Viking forces his cock and balls in your mouth causing him to to blow his load out your nose and baste your face while he rubs the horns on his helmet.
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Get the Sven Basting mug.(Phrase) The act of properly lubricating an elderly woman's vagina prior to engaging in sexual intercourse.
Fred: What were you doing at that old woman's house yesterday?
Peter: I was Basting the Turkey, so I could plow her.
Carol: Was that strapping young man helping you carry groceries yesterday?
Maude: Because I was so dry, that young man was basting me like a turkey, so he could plow me.
Peter: I was Basting the Turkey, so I could plow her.
Carol: Was that strapping young man helping you carry groceries yesterday?
Maude: Because I was so dry, that young man was basting me like a turkey, so he could plow me.
by goodtimes93 November 23, 2009
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