basturdcisms

to have issues/problems. to be going through a rough time. to be cranky or mad for no apparent reason. to be on your mestrual cycle (period). to be PMSing. or BMSing. to throw a fit, or obsessively complain about something. (have a melt down)

Guy: "Gosh! Just leave me alone damnit!"
Girl: "Woah! Someone's having basturdcisms, JEESH!"

Guy 1: "dude, that shit was so whank! what were you thinking!?"
Guy 2: "calm down with the basturdcisms! damn.."

by girl from the bay. July 8, 2011

Basstard

A really dumb fish.

"These stupid basstards are just jumping into the boat! I don't even need my fishing pole!"

by Dave the Dark God September 16, 2017

Basturd

Bastard and turd

What a fookin basturd

by BXNSXR January 18, 2022

Bassturbate

When a bass (a fish) masturbates

I ate a bass alive and then it began to bassturbate in my mouth

by Inni84 December 11, 2023

salty basstards

A group of socal fisherman that mainly target spotties at night.
These guys normally fish at night so the public does not see all the ass grabbing that is going on. You can tell you are coming up on a group of these "salty basstards" by the strong odor of latex and Vaseline as you get closer

Did you guys see hear about salty basstards catching monster 10" spotties last night

by Truedefinitions00001 September 20, 2022

whore-master basturd

A guy who has a harem of cheap lays.

As in "Joey's such a whore-master basturd sleaze!"

by kim whalen December 3, 2003