Humming the Baseline

To relax/space out to the point that others may mistake you as intoxicated.

Guy 1: "Yo, is John killin' that dro or what?"
Guy 2: "Nah brah, he's just humming the baseline."

by Garblez February 1, 2009

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baseline

a sequence of low growling notes strategically played by nick beard, of the band Circa Survive, on his ernie ball music man stingray bass guitar.

nick beard's baseline cast sonic vibrations balls-deep into the earth.

by thunder toes October 24, 2008

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Raggacore Baselines

Used when greeting ones friends.

Howz your raggacore baselines sounding today bro?

by Matt Lower December 14, 2007

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driving baseline

When you're in a stall and there's piss, cum or vomit in front of the toilet so you have to stand beside the toilet, often missing or hitting the seat.

Man 1: Dude, what the fuck! There's piss all over the seat!

Man 2: I was driving baseline, didn't you see what was in front?

by Conny1234 February 9, 2009

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The complete bullshit accounting practice of using ever-increasing spending and revenues as the starting point. This assumes that the private sector of an economy will grow at a steady pace regardless of government's interference by way of more regulations and removing the incentives to produce. Also allows political parties to cry over "cuts" which are in reality projecting spending increases below their current baseline.

John Boner announced $1T in cuts over ten years using baseline budgeting, but the actual numbers show steady increases in Federal Spending.

by Joe666_69 July 28, 2011

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