Bartomeu

A person with an IQ lower than that of a walnut and the sex appeal of rotting corpse

That idiot Bartomeu sold Arthur.

by Thot Slayer in training June 30, 2020

Bartus

The act of showing an extreamly anti-accepted creepy side; to creep; a creepy sidekick

Dude that's way to bartus for my liking! I should have never gone to boston.

Did you see that guy out there pulling a bartus?!

Yes I mean you....

by Night Creeper March 17, 2009

Barnum and Bailey ass

Derived from circus-animally, it is a term used to describe an out-of-hand situation that tends to result in a giant cluster fuck

Let me talk to your manager, I've had about enough of this Barnum and Bailey ass service!

by phinny January 17, 2006

bartman

the hero of all white sox fans

"I'm so glad that bartman took the ball so that the cubbies lost the NLCS!"

by Brian Elmore July 19, 2004

barium enima surprise

During a barium enima procedure the patient can no longer hold the barium within theirselves and it explodes out of their anus and covers the xray technician in a wonderful surprise

The doctor threw up when his technician received an uncommonly high barium enima surprise in the face.

by sevenducksuited March 14, 2010

Barkument

When dogs or animals that can bark get into an argument, it becomes a Barkument

Bark - Argument

"My dog got into a barkument with the neighbours dog over the fence."

by shiba inuu January 22, 2020

barumpadumdumpy

Word used to describe someone with an exceptionally large derrière. Derived from the Christmas song “Little Drummer Boy”.

You seen Martha? She got the barumpadumdumpy kid!

by ATLBOI1649 February 25, 2020