bartard

a retard who is always at the bar

That guy is always 17 beers deep. He is a bartard.

by bartardbabe April 30, 2021

Bartard

A simple man with a simple foot fetish.

I once went to a shoe store and found a wild Bartard.

by StinkyPopcorn September 13, 2022

Bartarius

Bartarius is someone who gets down he don’t play, quick to run a fade! He also fuck like a monster from monster ink! 🆑

Bartarius ran up on someone and mopped because he cut like that!

by Lil Debbie Cake November 21, 2023

bartathan

Another word for a cart

“Can i get a hit from the bartathan”

by Goblin_~_ November 21, 2023

The BARTERTOWN

The sexual act of renting a small person to sit on your shoulders as you do your female companion doggystyle. The little person will dictate any change in position or other sexual acts. Randomly the little person will ask “Who run BARTERTOWN?” which your partner must answer “Master Blaster” or suffer the consequences.

(Insert Name) took a hottie home from the bar and gave her The BARTERTOWN. She was not amused and tried to file charges.

by BellsBeach50 March 9, 2024

The BARTERTOWN

The sexual act of renting a little person to ride on your shoulders while you bang your female companion doggystyle. The little person will dictate position changes and sexual acts. They will also randomly ask, “Who run BARTERTOWN” and your companion must answer Master Blaster or suffer the consequences.

(Insert name) took her home from the bar and gave her The BARTERTOWN. Now they are up on charges.

by BellsBeach50 March 13, 2024