The Balkans

The most wretched hive of scum and villany (other than YouTube comments). A place where everyone hates each other. A place where every country dreams of having another country's land. A place where a country can have 3 major ethnicities and not be destroyed by a civil war. A place where Muslims and Orthodox Christians fight all day. A place where every one thinks he's better than anyone else. A place where you want to stay away from.

Serbia: REMOVE KEBAB REMOVE STINKY TURK MUSLIM
Croatia: FUCK YOU SERBIA YOU OPPRESS EVERY MINORITY

Albania: FUCK YOU SERBIA KOSOVO IS ALBANIA AND MACEDONIA IS OPPRESSING US
Bosnia: Pls Halp
Srpska: LET ME GO STUPID BOSNIAN KEBAB TURK
Bulgaria: I don't know what they are even grumbling about. And I don't care
Macedonia: WE ARE BEST WE ARE TRUE MACEDONIANS GREEKS ARE TURKS ALEKSANDR WAS MACEDONIAN
Greece: FUCK YOU SLAVIC IDIOT YOU ARE A SLAV AND FUCK YOU TURKGAY INSTABUL IS GREEK
Montenegro: Serbia, I thought you were better than that.
Romania: I AM NOT A FUCKING GYPSY YOU PIECE OF SHIT YOU DONT KNOW AND YOUR COUNTRY SUCKS BLABALALBALBALBABLA...
Slovenia: I AM NOT IN THE BALKANS, I AM IN CENTRAL EUROPE
Turkey: I hate you all. Passively. Also, I'm in Asia, not in Europe.
Moldova: Don't know, don't care
Kosovo: I don't even know what I am

by flamewarr alertt July 29, 2015

baranosky

A big swoll dude, unusually built, but not quite like a body builder. Very strong and built like an ox!Can only be a guy! Usually used during boxing or football games but can be used at any moment.

Look, baranosky just knocked that guy the fuck out

by RickyWill October 3, 2007

Baranga

Female noun that means "very ugly woman" in Brazilian portuguese.

Sua irmã é uma baranga nojenta
(your sister is a disgusting ugly girl )

A festa estava cheia de barangas a procura de ser comidas
( The party was plenty of ugly girls looking for someone to fuck them )

by slorenx September 2, 2006

baraknaphobic

The fear that Barak Obama's appointment will lead to world destruction.

Bill Clinton is baraknaphobic.

by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009

Barka Dogs

Barka Dogs are annoying children with down syndrome that started watching Barcelona play since 2009.

Hey look at those Barka Dogs barking with their stupid cancerous logic.

by UEFALONA January 6, 2019

BalkanMania

A gang of people with a Slavic descent (Slovenia, Croatia, Bosnia, Serbia, Macedonia, Montenegro, Bulgaria), but Romania and Greece can also be included because of the shared culture.

Any Balkan person who is friends with another Balkan person creates their own BalkanMania to show the western people that we are in charge of the best and happiest population in the world, because capitalism is not the key of happiness. Rakija, Ćevape, the sound of accordion music and partying daily with joyful people actually are.

'Bro, I don't need such friends like yours. I have my own BalkanMania with whom I can eat and drink the whole night in the back seat of the yugo car with blasting old music from forty years ago.'

'BalkanMania? Sounds like a TV-show.'

'Yeah, there should be one for keeping up with the Balkans.'

by MemberOfABalkanMania January 27, 2021

carnival barking clown

An insult coined by democratic candidate Michael Bloomberg in a series of tweet exchanges between himself and President Donald Trump in 2020. Both are from New York.

Michael combines two insults. A carnival barker is an employee in cheap showy clothes, "barks" (yells) to attract patrons. He is usually position in a stand in front of decrepit attractions, such as freak shows and erotic dance shows.

"Clown" is just added as a typical New York put-down.

@realDonaldTrump

- we know many of the same people in NY. Behind your back they laugh at you & call you a carnival barking clown. They know you inherited a fortune & squandered it with stupid deals and incompetence.

I have the record & the resources to defeat you. And I will.

by Kingdragonfly February 14, 2020