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Baranowski
Baranowski: (noun)1. a unit of measure when referring to large weights or objects with very large mass, width, volume, or circumference; this term is used to reduce the quantity of measure, for example an opening 50 foot wide could be referenced as an opening 2.34 Baranowskis wide or; a 10,000 gallon water tank would be referred to as a 12.7 Baranowski water tank. The term Baranowski is most commonly used in the construction industry. If a crew were placing 80 cubic yards of concrete it would be converted to placing 7.48 Baranowskis of concrete. A Baranowski can also be used to indicate the weight handling ability of construction equipment: an 80 ton crane would be called a 32.74 Baranowski crane. 2. A ditch shitter, a person who, while running PT, stops to defecate in a ditch while he is within sight of a port-a-jon.
Baranowski by cb2013 January 23, 2013
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Bransky
Bransky is a name you get when you combine absolute nerdiness mixed with outgoing and smart. He’s also a complete nerd neck at fortnite and will destroy you in any build battle
Damn this kid gets his Xbox taken away must be a Bransky
This kid has straight A’s he’s probably a Bransky
This kid has straight A’s he’s probably a Bransky
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Sebastian Baranowski
Sebastian Baranowski is a polish man you emigrated to england and became a scooter rider. He is known for being the friend of Tom Nieb
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christine baranski
christine baranski is the sworn enemy of ted cruz and god. christine baranski will smite down any man who speaks and she will be the 47th president of the united states.
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