Barstool

slut; someone who sleeps with anyone when drunk

"Becky, don't be such a barstool"
"Did you hear that Vicky was riding Dave after she got drunk? What a barstool."

by cursor March 9, 2015

barstool ass

Having no ass or flattening of the ass from sitting on a barstool for long periods of time.

For example: Reggie had barstool ass from sitting in the local shithole drinking all day.

by CecilRoy February 14, 2018

barstool

hangover diarrhea resulting from a hard night's drinking

the bottle of rum i drank last night gave me a raging case of barstool.

by lightonpixels September 26, 2007

Barstooling

The act of soaking a tampon or similar absorbant object in vodka and inserting it into the anus, in order to absorb alcohol directly into the system in an area where the ingestion of alcohol is prohibited.

Alcohol was prohibited at the street fair, but I was barstooling vodka, so I was okay.

by Nuksulcow August 17, 2016

roadhouse barstool

It's where you get a chair with a hole in the center and have your girl sit on it with only a skirt and nothing else. You somehow trick her to sit on it and you secretly get under the chair and jackhammer her until she unconscious or when you feel necessary to stop.
P.S. normally only works on Virgin Schoolgirls.

Yo, I got that girl with the ponytails from school last night. I gave her the roadhouse barstool during our study session.

by Killua Freecs January 24, 2016

sneaky barstool

A friend who lets you down when you need him most, and leaves you flat on your arse like a barstool that isn't there when you go to sit on it. See also barstool.

That sneaky barstool Blue said he'd put up my bail but he never showed so I had to spend the night in jail!

by Croc Cowboy September 18, 2019

Brighton Barstool

The act of multiple people being penetrated sexually by the legs of an upturned Barstool (with 4 legs).

“Me and my friends were feeling sore in the morning from a night of Brighton Barstooling”

by B-0110 July 11, 2022