Ass Bandit

One of "Egg-Head"'s many alias given to him by his students.

"Egg-Head"'s an ass bandit.

by Roze Equinoxx September 29, 2004

Ass bandit

1. Like an Idaho Patato (Eric Bourassa)

1. Damn that ass bandit be wyl homo, over the fudge-cocky, son!

by Idaho Pa Tato January 25, 2005

Ass Bandit

An elderly man who goes around and snatches anal innocence from other old men.

you hear about the ass bandit run amock in the streets today?

by Dirty Chuck and the Rascals June 16, 2011

Ass Bandit

A guy that raids another man's ass and steals it (Humps it). See Butt Pirate

Steve went all Ass Bandit like that scene from Indiana Jones

by TheHairyDicktator April 21, 2015

Ass bandit

Any person of any gender who STEALS toilet paper from ANY marketing location

"That Ass Bandit stole the last package of Charmin!"

"Officer the Ass Bandit broke in through the kitchen window and went straight for our toilet paper supply, so I took the metal bat to him. I feared for our safety, and Toilet paper!"

by VPFearson March 13, 2020

ass crack bandit

Someone who puts a coin down someones ass crack.

Man, I just got attacked by the ass crack bandit last night

by potledom January 12, 2014

ass bandito

one whom mentions butt sex way too often and/or loves to make references to the homosexual lifestyle

see Azlan

by the frito bandito April 4, 2004