wet bandaid

When a person is annoying and purposely not useful or helpful in any way... your bandaid gets wet and it won't stay where you need it so you have to adjust it constantly.

That jerk is just about as useful as a wet bandaid.

by Robbyn A July 27, 2023

Fun Bandaid

a bandaid that has a fun pattern on it, a cartoon character, ect.

or

a bandaid that is laced with some sort of drug, that when you put it over the wound, the drugs get into your bloodstream, and MAKE you have fun, even though your wound may still hurt, you will forget about it because of the drugs.

or it could be a combination of the two.

1. hey is that a fun bandaid your wearing?

2. yeah! it has buzz lightyear on it and its laced with lsd!

by kykysimsim pdizzle June 8, 2011

Bandaidong

When a male shaves his pubic hair and the razor cuts any area on or around his genitalia. Bandaidong results from the bandaid applied to the injured area.

Bro, i was shavin' my pubes yesterday and i sneezed. I got such bad bandaidong.

by TheMaxident February 12, 2014

bandaid

A condom. Goes along with the slang "cut," meaning "fuck."

Can I cut ya? I got a box of bandaids in my Escalade, I ain't playin'.

by DaveLong February 8, 2005

Bandaid bra

See: Ninnies. A bandaid put over ones nipples in place of a bra.

Dude, LT's bandaid bra is soooooo sexy.

by Jttltt December 28, 2011

Bandaid

Someone who is always hurt in a sport; or always gets reinjuried after getting healthy.

1) "Bak get back on the ice you fucking bandaid."
2) "Your hurt again? You are a fucking bandaid."

by B Roz December 8, 2004

bandaid

A pad

Girl 1: Wana go to the mall with me to get some bandaids?
Girl 2: Yeah sure I need some too!

by okie dokies. July 11, 2009