The Banana Split

The act of simultaneously titty fucking and shitting on a girl's chest. During the act, said girl is on the rag.

Erich gave that slut the banana split.

by EKP June 24, 2006

Banana Split

When A Woman splits her legs apart, while a Frozen banana (can be covered in chocolate for a lubricant) is inserted into her vagina. Her Partner then ejaculates her with the frozen banana. The Banana can (and should) be eaten afterwards for a proper Banana Split!

"Rick gave me the best "banana Split" ever yesterday! He had me squealing like a dog!"

by Mitch m June 28, 2007

Banana Split

To spread apart both ass cheeks and fart continuously for an extended amount of time.

I gave my sister a banana split while she was sleeping in bed.

by 2_Hot_4_U January 12, 2005

banana split

to get the hell out of there

I'm gonna make like a banana and split

by Isaac January 4, 2004

The Banana Split

is performed when a man cuts his dick before jerking off, then proceeds to immediately urinate. This creates the red, white, and yellow colors of the delicious dessert.

You pussy…no wonder you chafe when you jerk off. Blood is the best lubricant and that is why I prefer the banana split. There is something cleansing about pissing after jerking it in my own blood.

by Der_Hagrid August 6, 2010

Banana Split

When a girl puts her two index fingers down your urethra and pulls her two fingers away from each other

"Dude , i got the best banana split last night at 7/11 from Cindy in the Janitor's Closet"

by Jowdypop November 14, 2014

banana split

A post-operation transvestite

Kaitlin jenner is a banana split.

by Coalhoal April 3, 2016