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Chinese spy balloon

A form of sexual torture in which you leave an obnoxiously fat woman stranded in a sex swing for 7 days. Every now and then you spin her like a tire so her whispering eye can survey the whole area. It is also customary to poke the bootybox with a q-tip to make it wink back like lightning mcqueen in cars. On the last day you detach her from the ceiling into a shallow dollar store kiddie pool, requiring a semi aquatic batwacth like rescue
Guy1 : did you hear they shot down the Chinese spy balloon

Guy2: they didn't. she's still stuck in the swing at my house. We're only on day 5. It's like Hanukkah for fatties. Still got 2 more days left and a whole bunch of spins.
by Phys the rapist February 8, 2023
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Balloon Boy

To Make A Scene in order to gain attention. Like the balloon boy incident that occurred 10/15/09.
News Journalist: So why did you stay in the closet when everyone was looking for you?

Dad: (Grime Look)

Balloon Boy: Because I did it for the Show.

Dad: What He Means Is....
by J|C October 15, 2009
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lead balloon

(n.) A proverbial lead balloon is an idea which is garuanteed to fail.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 8, 2004
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balforth

The feeling that one experiences in the vacinity of one's butthole after not showering for many days.

Effects of balforth can be multiplied by combining the above criteria with exercise during the summer, excessive consumption of Mexican food products, and/or not properly wiping ones self after defecating.
Effects of balforth can be multiplied by combining the above criteria with exercise during the summer, excessive consumption of Mexican food products, and/or not properly wiping ones self after defecating.
Bob searched desperately for some wetwipes when he got to the office. He knew his balforth would drive him crazy by noon if he didn't clean himself.
by thrain May 4, 2005
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babsott

omg. she's such a babsott.
by angry potato. May 14, 2011
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Balforpoobin

An abnormally horny uncle. A balforpoobin is normally a very kinky son of a bitch.
Bro your uncle is a balforpoobin
by CalebFreakin'Davis March 8, 2017
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dirty balloon knot

Damn girl! Before I eat that ass you gotta clean that dirty balloon knot.
by Monica Four Twenty April 24, 2019
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