A form of sexual torture in which you leave an obnoxiously fat woman stranded in a sex swing for 7 days. Every now and then you spin her like a tire so her whispering eye can survey the whole area. It is also customary to poke the bootybox with a q-tip to make it wink back like lightning mcqueen in cars. On the last day you detach her from the ceiling into a shallow dollar store kiddie pool, requiring a semi aquatic batwacth like rescue
Guy1 : did you hear they shot down the Chinese spy balloon
Guy2: they didn't. she's still stuck in the swing at my house. We're only on day 5. It's like Hanukkah for fatties. Still got 2 more days left and a whole bunch of spins.
Guy2: they didn't. she's still stuck in the swing at my house. We're only on day 5. It's like Hanukkah for fatties. Still got 2 more days left and a whole bunch of spins.
by Phys the rapist February 8, 2023
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Effects of balforth can be multiplied by combining the above criteria with exercise during the summer, excessive consumption of Mexican food products, and/or not properly wiping ones self after defecating.
Effects of balforth can be multiplied by combining the above criteria with exercise during the summer, excessive consumption of Mexican food products, and/or not properly wiping ones self after defecating.
Effects of balforth can be multiplied by combining the above criteria with exercise during the summer, excessive consumption of Mexican food products, and/or not properly wiping ones self after defecating.
Bob searched desperately for some wetwipes when he got to the office. He knew his balforth would drive him crazy by noon if he didn't clean himself.
Bob searched desperately for some wetwipes when he got to the office. He knew his balforth would drive him crazy by noon if he didn't clean himself.
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