Baloney Pony

A male phallus. The Oscar Meyer pole. The Bacon Torpedoe.

Your mom is such a freak! She smoked my Baloney Pony while my nuts rested in her eye sockets!!!!!

by Rod Mack July 19, 2003

Baloney curtains

A word used to describe a women's puss that has very large protruding / hanging lips.

When I seen her puss I almost thought she had a cock with those huge hangin' baloney curtains.

by tracykaufman January 27, 2010

Balltrap

It means to find the easiest way to grab an inanimate object the as easy as possible without any hassle or struggle.

Andy-Come on you douche we got to move this stuff into the house before it start to rain.

Marty-The desk is way too distorted to pick up.

Andy-Well then find a BALLTRAP

by jhonny #2 July 30, 2009

balatos

Used as a replacement for any word in a sentence; similar to the use of the word "smurf" within a sentence.

I feel balatos; where the balatos are you going; i hurt my balatos

by Marcus Balatos December 24, 2012

bailot

The act of texting your fellow employees, friends, bosses or clients that you will be unable to make it into work.

Can also refer to just being late or leaving early from work, appointments, Training etc.

Hey man, i think I have to bailot on you today. I don’t really have an excuse other than my schedule can’t accomodate me being there.

Person 1: Did you hear that Steve pulled a fucking bailot today?

Person 2: Doesn’t surprise me.

by LadyBitz November 9, 2018

boner-baloney

Slang - The prepuce or foreskin of a penis.

Alt. spelling: "boner-bologna"

That gentleman possesses enough boner-baloney to open a deli.

by Ghostronaut September 23, 2012

Balkoth

The most kick-ass character you will ever see in a video game. He hails from the pwning old game Lords of Magic and he is basically the biggest beast you will ever meet. Anyone who uses the name Balkoth in a video game is basically a sexy beast and is extremely cool.

Example 1

Boy 1# Wow that guy is such a beast, he just pwned us all.

Boy 2# Dude he's Balkoth what do you think.

Example 2

Boy 1# Wow that guy fucked my mom!

Boy 2# He can do that, he's Balkoth.

by Balk0th March 16, 2010