ballardo

Mexican, douche, sometimes sweet, obsessed with all girls, tries to be a hipster, usually a swagfag

"dude, some weird guy texted me last night"
"I bet it was a Ballardo"

by blondey November 2, 2013

ballsknocka

When a man's balls smack against his thighs or legs. Typically when a male is running.

Duuude when you run I can see you your ballsknocka

by barbieguuurltildeath August 4, 2008

ballsdope

1. a compliment, to pay tribute or homage, something noteworthy

2. quantifier, measurement of grand proportions, the whole shebang

3. slang for very potent marijuana

Sometimes confused with "balls-deep"

example:

he has ballsdope skill with the ladies

man: "Mmmmm... hey baby. Hold up where you hurryin off to?? No you aint goin in to work today baby... No, you got to relax... let me rub oil on your breasts and caress your whole body."

woman: "Oohhh that feels nice."

or

Dude 1: "Did you see Dave up on stage dancing with those 2 strippers?"

Dude 2: "Yeah, that shit was ballsdope!"

by Mike-Man-Dude March 11, 2009

ballsapotomous

a hippo that aint scared of anything and goes sky diving with batman

OMG ITS A ballsapotomous!!!

by Boxman2.0 July 12, 2011

ballband

A new form of birth control where the man ties a rubber band around his testicles to stop the flow of semen.

Woman:"make sure the ballband is fully wrapped around the ballsack"

by Moàr76 July 22, 2016

Ballsnot

Another name for jizz, typically very very sticky and dense kind you can only get through a long fap.

"Hey Johnny, the other day Timmy blasted my face with some ballsnot."

by Blu-kun January 26, 2017

Balloondolier

A bandolier made entirely out of balloons or condoms.

Did you see that new balloondolier he was sporting. It looked rather dull.

by Thephatguy34 August 9, 2018