baconize

(verb) any of many industrial methods for infusing a substance with bacon

I baconized the mayonnaise for a rich, smoky flavor.

by The Baconizer September 16, 2006

balanite

To be very, extremely, cool and loyal.

Kelly is balanite. Meezer is balanite

by awseomo December 5, 2004

Balcontent

A Balcontent heckles an entertainment act from off-stage, particularly from a (soap)box or balcony. It is a neologism formed from the words 'balcony' and 'malcontent'.

Statler and Waldorf from The Muppets epitomize the balcontent philosophy of ritualized and persistent heckling.

by Doomnation November 28, 2011

baconised

Something that has been turned into bacon. Eg, Turkey or Pork.

That Turkey has been baconised.

by Jeffyness May 9, 2016

Balconeese test

A quick, efficient, and cost-effective way to test an objects or products durability against rapid or instant velocity stopping grounds, commonly from a baclony.

Person A: "Did this product pass the Balconeese test?"

Person B: "Yes, and many more."

Person A: "Great! Let me see"
Person A: *Drops the product off their balcony*

by ThyAbusiveSmile May 16, 2021

Balconi

A bad ass group of Italians. Manly consists of guys know what's good. Put one in the hospital they put one of yours in the morgue.

"Imma go teach Shane a lesson!" "No dude, he's a Balconi!" "Oh shit nevermind that than."

by Capo Bastone December 5, 2011

stoney balonie

when youre stoned outta your mind p.s. BONG TOKE

'Dude are you high" "Im stoney balonie"

by Orange420 July 8, 2010