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bathroom reader

A book you take with you to the bathroom, and you do 3 things to it
-read it, - wipe your ass with it,- and flush it
"Hey john, there's no tp in here." "That's ok, I have a bathroom reader in the closet."
by Anonymous bayleeto April 9, 2015
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Bathroom soup

Eating shrooms in a broth in a bathroom while hiding from people.
by Jo6k9er June 24, 2022
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Staple's Bathroom

the Staples by your school in which you use their bathroom to participate in illegal things such as smoking drinking or sex.
2:20 schools out time for the staple's bathroom!
by electricmonkey08 April 13, 2009
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gas station bathroom

a place in which all hell had broken loose and fecal matter has been smeared all over the walls in many different shapes and patterns
His bathroom reminded me of a gas station bathroom
by kangamater May 30, 2014
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School Bathrooms

Quite possibly the most dreaded place on the face of Earth. Typical Characteristics include Broken/Overflowing Toilets, piss/shit smeared all over the floor tiles, sinks that only have cold water, stalls that don't lock, toilet paper that can be compared to coarse construction paper, and un-flushed "deposits." One of the only places in the Universe where it is possible to contract a disease by breathing the air inside. It looks nice for the first week after being built, but is totaled by the many disgusting people who actually use them.
I needed to take a shit, but I didn't want one of the water snakes that live in the school bathrooms to come up and bite my ass.
by ToddRidesBurton December 7, 2009
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bathroom

For men a bathroom is a place to piss, shit, vomit, jerk off, shower, shave and read.

For women a bathroom is a place to wash up, prepare, shave, brush, bath, relax, clean and to chat.

For many, the bathroom is the last stronghold of privacy.
Steve: Oh fuck, I feel terrible, I can't tell if I'm goin to shit or vomit.
Jeff: Whatever your problems are you can resolve them in the bathroom.
by benormous April 28, 2006
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bathroops!

1.v. the act of accidentally walking in to the opposite gender bathroom.
2.n. One who repetedly accidentally enters the wrong restroom. (bathrooper)
1. dude, I just totally bathrooped. Man I feel like an ass.
2. I am such a bathrooper. I need to learn to read the little pictograms better.
by chernobylspice October 9, 2003
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