Air-ass bag

When a stripper or a female casually puts both feet on your shoulders (reverse) and repeatly pounds her ass into your face unexpectedly.
Dude, you guys see Dom get that air-ass bag.

Gave a girl a dollar and got an ass bag!

Dominic Davis got knocked out with an air bag.
by Ddave September 10, 2016
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bag of smashed asses

some that is soooo ugly, they can be compared to a bag filled to the brim with asses that have been smashed beyond belief.
Evan: did you see rob's date? she looks hideous!
Rob: my date looks like a bag of smashed asses
Zack: my date is a genuine cunt rag.
by Zizzle January 4, 2007
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Filthy Ass Bag

A total pathetic douchebag of a human being who drives green toyota camrys with 200,000 miles on them and then begs people to jump it when the engine doesnt start in grocery store parking lots resulting in people laughing and spitting at his sorry ass.
I'm gonna drive that filthy ass bag's car off a cliff while he is on vacation in California!
by Sammy Slag August 8, 2006
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Big Bag of Smashed Ass

A way to describe a smell that is soo repulsive, even shit itself can't stand to bear it.
When Josh is done taking a shit, it smells like a Big Bag of Smashed Ass!
by Captain Wafer February 24, 2010
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Ass Bagging

Female version of Tea Bagging. When you are laying down face up, and your girl pulls her pants down and ass-clap squats on to your face repeatedly.
Dude, this chick last night was ass bagging me until I called her daddy.
by daddyganggang September 21, 2019
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Bag of ass

1. A stupid or contemptible person (derogatory)

2. Something bad quality or faulty
1. That guy who screams in the class is a bag of ass, can’t stand him

2. This Laptop is a bag of ass, won’t turn on 😡
by EMD F59PHI July 26, 2024
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