chufty badge

an invisible badge of honour to award something insignificant

girl "hey did you hear I won 3rd place in the egg and spoon race"

boy "yeah, so what, do you want a chufty badge or someat?"

by setanta78 July 16, 2010

Badge Sucker

A person, male or female, sexually attracted to badge-wielding authority figures.

Ellen: That cop was hot!
Meg: That fat one? With the greasy moustache?
Ellen: Yeah!
Meg: You are such a Badge Sucker.

by Moontos December 31, 2006

Badger Job

To get a young girl hooked on hard drugs, and then use her the blackmail senior politicians into handing over govt. secrets.

The Professionals, Season 1 episode 2 of 23 "The Female Factor" Doyle: "Looks like a proper Badger Job..."

by Musical Man October 6, 2011

Douche Badge

A material possession or human being that is coveted by a douche bag; especially blue jeans with ass-pocket embroidery.

Anything that ornaments the skin, body parts or vehicles of one who is considered to be a douche bag.

"He is an army of one fighting a war with himself and all he has to show for it is that douche badge"

by Glubglubber April 21, 2010

minty badger

pedobear drunkard cross dresser

that minty badger was scamming on random kid's public skype profiles

by deep fryd June 1, 2013

Russian Badger

You already know who it is. The harbinger of death. The memester of siege. The one true savior. HE IS a jager main.

"Did your aunt get out of the hospital?" "Yeah but in the wrong way, she got the worst kind of cancer." "Really which one?" "She has the Russian Badger." "Dear God, I'm so sorry."

by SOMEBODYRINGTHEDINKSTER? May 31, 2018

fat badge

A stain on your clothing, especially a shirt, resulting from the sloppy eating of greasy food. Any greasy stain on clothing.

1. After winning the corn-dog eating contest, Carl wore his fat badge with pride, knowing that no detergent known to man would ever remove it.

2. Ah, I guess I'll throw this shirt out... I don't want anyone to see my fat badge.

by Lustrasilk September 10, 2006