by Bridget is bad March 5, 2015
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I can't wait to go to Evanston, IL this year to honor our lord and savior, Lord Baldar, by praying to and skipping around that huge shlong for days.
by Leornad's Bias May 31, 2017
Get the Lord Baldar mug.Baldar is a Haldar but one of the extreme addictions would be Aries. Most of these Baldars must be executed. They inhibit behavior unknown to most individuals, such as unnecessary movement with a mouse whilst aiming towards an opponent.
One individual, in particular, can be categorized as an individual that not only needs to be executed but exorcised afterward to consider reincarnation, although unlikely it would be best avoided.
One individual, in particular, can be categorized as an individual that not only needs to be executed but exorcised afterward to consider reincarnation, although unlikely it would be best avoided.
God damn Baldar can you stop playing ARIES, I'm literally about to come over to your home and execute you, I KNOW YOUR ADDRESS!!!
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Get the Badder mug.I voted for him instead of being another sheep voting for bush or kerry. Most people I know yelled at me, to which I said "fuck you, I am my own person, and if I don't think that either bush or kerry were worth voting for, then fuck 'em".
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