babysitting

Where your girlfriend tells you she's going when she's really going to another guys house to fuck

Girlfriend: "Hey Josh I'll be babysitting for this lady Friday and Saturday night, all night too."
Josh: "Can i come and see you"
Girlfriend: "No. Absolutely not. The lady doesn't want anyone else over, not even to come out front and say hi."

by MacBeast May 30, 2007

Babysitter

A person who watches over someone after they have taken LSD so that is they go on a bab trip they won't harm themselves.

John's got some more LSD.I'm going to be his babysitter.

by Deep blue 2012 December 3, 2009

babysitting

Time people spend at other people's houses chasing after their runny nosed bratty kidz while they are out having a good time. Your also expected to feed, entertain, play with, tell lies to, and read bedtime stories to their demon children. But it is a lucrative business and easy to get into.

GIRL1-I'm babysitting
GIRL2-haha have fun with that...
GIRL1-well, at least I'll be able to buy some pot next weekend!

by ily4 April 15, 2008

Does a Catholic Priest make a good babysitter?

A slightly rude way of saying "no".

Friend 1: You and Jen have been broken up for 6 months now... would it be cool if I asked her out?

Friend 2: Does a Catholic Priest make a good babysitter? Asshole.

by gonsfootball March 23, 2012

The World's Babysitter

the United States of America

Don't bash the US so much...they provide help the most so chill the Fu*k out on those insults!

Man:The United States is obviously the world's babysitter.
woman:That goes without saying.
Middle East(mostly Iraq & Afghanistan)
WWII
Gernmany
Japan
North,South Korea

by Dynodope July 25, 2006

babysitting a text

When you send someone a text (usually a risky one) and you have to keep checking if they replied yet.

I was babysitting a text a sent to Jennifer all last night. I told her I loved her but she never replied.

by Pussydestoyer6969 October 19, 2015

Baby Kitten

A underaged female (18-)...polar opposite from the Cougar (a female who is in her late 30s or older)

Tim: "Hey can I go out with your sister?"

Brian: "How old are you?"

Tim: "22"

Brian: "Dude, my sister is a baby kitten, she still in high school!"

by heeyhey he May 1, 2010