Backachingas

A females mammary glands (boobs/ tits)

DDAAMM!! Look at her backachingas!!

by B0$$ of the B0$$'$ August 25, 2009

Babichini

A wonderful human being. charasmatic. good aura. possess magical powers

Babichini is a wonderful person

by Babichini May 9, 2010

Baracking

Irresponsible stating smth without proper proof -

is rather Baracking.

baracking trumpet

by [e-mail] January 7, 2017

flamingo bleaching

Wanking off whilst doing a handstand.

I walked in on Terry flamingo bleaching the other day.

by trish-morgan July 7, 2009

butt bleaching

a pearly white asshole

let's have a butt bleaching party!

by annsthemann November 20, 2014

breaching the canal

an extremely long period of releasing body fluids.

is it raining in texas or are you breaching the canal?

by renaynay February 9, 2009

Anal Bleaching

The act of whitening one's dark, ugly, ring around the anus. Method used for a more violent method of anal

Step 1: Fill washing machine with bleach
Step 2: Shove ass in washing machine
Step 3: Protect other private areas to prevent spotting
Step 4: Turn "spin cycle" on high (for best results)
Step 5: Drip dry until damp
Step 6: Blow dry excess moisture

*BLEACH WITH CAUTION*

Tips:

- Gel bleach is preffered for extra lubrication and a more precise bleaching
- If you use generic bleach and have issues, just simply SHOUT IT OUT!
- Febreeze anus if bleach smell is overwheling or hindering your chances of getting some action

Side Effects:
-Chaffing
- Bruising (due to the washing machine now up your ass)
- Un-fuckableness if done wrong
- Could abort a pregnancy if bleach is inserted in wrong hole. (Remember, this is an anal procedure)
- This can be a dangerous sport for anyonewith Anal Obsessive Disorder (AOD)

- You are officially a Fucktard if you attempted this mission

*Contact your doctor or mother, whichever one gives better advice, before attempting anal bleaching

by Dinkky September 9, 2010