Poopy buttcrack

A Poopy buttcrack is when you park your bark and unload your timber, a little flies up your crack and you don’t wipe it.
Jacob had poo in his crack and he forgot to wip now he has a Poopy buttcrack.
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Buttcrack Schwag

A baby makin' reggae party rock band from Southern, California that will make your girl's nipples hard
"When I get a boner and I want it to go down, I listen to Buttcrack Schwag!"
by buttcrackschwag August 04, 2021
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buttcrack-poor

So poor one has to store their money in their butt because one can't afford a wallet
"As an aspiring artist with no prior education, I was buttcrack-poor"

"My buddy was buttcrack-poor during college. Those were some rough years."
by Nymuz December 24, 2022
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buttcrack girl

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by Ching Chong June 29, 2003
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Linneas buttcrack

HUUUUUUUGE buttcrack found on fat ugly girl.
Ouuuh dude, check Linneas buttcrack!
Wuuuääääh, thats disgusting man!
by heyyamanbog September 07, 2007
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buttcrack girl

The sexiest girl in the world. I want to be her best friend.
Damn, buttcrack girl, you look mighty fine
by fart knocker May 07, 2003
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