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by im a god damn ostrich October 26, 2020

Burrito Nandos

A complete failure, usually wasting money and time. Can also mean two things that really don't go well together.

Definition 1:

Person 1:"What are the boys doing?"
Person 2: "They are Burrito Nandosing it and waiting in line for 3 hours to buy a lifetime supply of toilet roll"

Definition 2:

"Person 1:Mourinho has just joined Spurs."
Person 2:Mourinho at Spurs? Sounds like a Burrito Nandos to me mate."

by C4PT41NK4N3 March 16, 2020

Eddie Burrito

A chain of restaraunts based in Marion, NC which features a mascot "Eddie" who edits himself into a variety of photos for promotional purposes. The chain has a cult like following who approach each other and say "eddie burrito?". If you don't respond "pretty good forever" you may be kicked in the testicles. This is know as getting the "Eddie Burrito" and has also been known as the "Taco Farmer".

Dude, we just left from eating and I saw Justin. I said "Eddie Burrito" and he just stared at me so I gave him the old Eddie Burrito and kicked him in the balls

by Taco Farmer January 16, 2011

could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that even he couldn't eat it?

a paradox made up by stoners with nothing better to do

stoned guy 1)could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that even he couldn't eat it?
stoned guy 2)WHOOOOAAAAAA!!! i don't know.... what a thinker!!!
stoned guy 1)tell me about it

by EatMyFukk May 13, 2008

Wall Burrito

The act of violently shoving a mattress with a person in it up against a wall. Preferably on the the top bunk of a bunk bed which creates better leverage. A wall burrito can be a form of punishment or a source of amusement. Or both at the same time. Wall burritos are common in fraternities where stupid pledges or total douchebags are served up spicy wall burritos on the reg. Also a presidential platter is the act of wall burritoing my pussy during the 2008-2009 school year when he was PC President and had his own crib.

I got woken up last night to Darsch's head smacking the wall from a wall burrito.
That fuckin wedge didnt do my laundry well enough so we wall burritoed the shit out of him.
Koehn came into the racks last night and served up some spicy wall burritos.

by chadbrochill99 November 12, 2009

beef burrito

Will Cotter

Will Cotter, aka Beef Burrito, is the greatest, hairiest, sweatiest Volleyball player to walk this earth.

by MUHS Student Section November 17, 2013

Open-Faced Burrito Slam

A sexual manuever in which the female is lying with her shoulders down on the bed and her legs spread and pointing toward the ceiling. The male in turn has his penis pointed directly down and is in a state of insertion while his legs are to the sides of the female in a sort of half-crouch with his hands holding her ankles up. He then rocks back and forth, according to personal preference for amount of pleasure desired. This angle allows maximum stimulation of the female's G-spot and requires almost no effort from either participant whilst allowing for a maximum amount of stimulation.

This is a variation of the Samoan Piledriver.

"Dude! I got a leg cramp from doing the Open-Faced Burrito Slam last night!"

by Big Evil! November 29, 2004