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Brett Favre'd 

To be broken up with via text message. This is the way the Packers parted ways with Brett Favre.
Guy 1: Hey how are things going with Phoebe?

Guy 2: Didn't you hear she broke up with me last night? I got Brett Favre'd dude.
Brett Favre'd by TSIABoss December 9, 2012

Brett Favre's Disease 

A douchebag who doesn't know when to quit.

Derived from Lou Gerig's disease

In 1939, when Gehrig sat for the first time in years after a streak of 2130 starts, the Detroit crowd gave him a standing ovation as he sat slumped in the dugout, his eyes welling with tears.

Favre's starting streak ending unlike Gehrig's after returning from countless retirements, to an awful season performance, a sexual harassment charge, and venom from the state that once loved him.

Favre was a douchbag to the very end:

“I heard people say ‘Hate for the streak to end like this,’” Favre said. “End like what? It’s been a great run.”

Only in your mind Brett, only in your mind.
Why is Dave at the club? Isn't he like, 45 years old? Everyone thinks he's a joke out there dancing like that.

I know dude, but be a little bit understanding. He's got a bad case of Brett Favre's Disease.

After Tom sent those pictures to Jenny after her constant ignoring of his text messages he realized a horrible truth; He had Brett Favre's Disease.
Brett Favre's Disease by lawlawlaw December 15, 2010

Im Brett Favre bitch

if you have the name brett favre, that gives you the ability to do anything you want and retire from it and do it again and retire from it and do it again similar to chuck norris effect
"Im gonna drive across the ocean" "You cant do that!" "Im Brett Favre bitch"
Im Brett Favre bitch by donjoivate September 23, 2009

to brett favre it 

Brett Favre could have quit while he was ahead and retire to be a Green Bay legend. Instead, after many flip flop announcements about his retirement or return, he returned only to ruin his career, image and legacy. So to Brett Favre it is to continue to do something to the point where success is turned into disgrace and/or failure.
Jimmy totally Brett Favred it last night with those girls.

You should quit, you're about to brett favre it
to brett favre it by bazinga12345 December 16, 2010

to brett favre it 

To Brett Favre it: to be indecisive about something.

Based on Brett Favre's decision to keep quitting and then returning to professional football.
"Yo, you finally stop hitting that?"
"Nah, I think I'm gonna Brett Favre it and go back."

"So are we getting deep dish or thin crust?"
"I don't know, he's still Brett Favreing it."

"Did you chose between Jill or Stacy?"
"Nope. I'm just going to Brett Favre it and go back and forth until one of them gets too pissed."

A brett favre 

A brett favre by Ramper2 October 27, 2019