dental plan, lisa needs braces

a timeless phrase, used with great versatility. you can say this at pretty much any time or situation but definately works best when said during one of those long awkward pauses in a conversation.

sometimes shortened to simply "dental plan..." let open to completion by others present, or simply left abbreviated.

taken from the famous "union" episode of the simpsons, this is what homer repeats to himself over and over again whilst trying to decide whether to pursue a dental plan program for workers of the nuclear plant or to give up this right for a free keg of beer. hrmmm....

... dental plan, lisa needs braces

some guy: "and that's when i realized that my glasses were on my *head* the whole time!"
dudes: " .... "
me: "... dental plan, lisa needs braces"

by Olly J July 8, 2005

moldy bracelet

When you fist someone's anus and a ring of crusty old feces appears around your wrist.

After fisting her butt last night, it took me 10 minutes to wipe off the moldy bracelet she gave me.

by Sakura June 14, 2014

Mackay Northern Beaches SHS

Mackay Northern Beaches is a school that supports the usage of satan and is the exact definition of a hell hole. Staff in the High School despises the usage of socks that have the colour black, any colour that is not navy blue, white, or grey since they are rasist and people who wear these wrong colour gets an instant detention. The people who work or goes to the school doesn't comply the same sex dating and says leave room for jesus if they see anyone holding or hugging thats the same sex. The best thing about the school and what they do is the fact that they actually let you go home.

"Hey do you go to Mackay Northern Beaches SHS?" "yeah they made me straight haha"

by Kyle Nope October 2, 2021

braces

1. Horrible, painful metal contraptions that are placed on your teeth by people with no sense of humor and a love of seeing kids in pain (called "orthodontists").

2. A combination of metal wires, brackets and teeny rubber bands that sap you of the ability to talk normally, eat candy, get a date, and wake up without a checker pattern etched into your gums.

3. A device placed on the teeth that leaves you crying every 6 weeks as you leave the orthodontist because they say you won't get them off for another few months (yet, you're still "almost there!")

I'd offer you some of this/these super good popcorn/pretzels/caramel/toffee/taffy/gum/gummy worms, but you have braces...

Yeah, she's kinda hot, but look at those braces...

Now I know you thought you'd get your braces off this time, but we still need a little more time....yes, I know it's been 4 years, but you're "almost there"!

by hatemaheffinbraces December 28, 2009

bachelor's handbag

A supermarket bought rotisserie chicken in a handy plastic carry bag. Popular with the single man attempting to cook for extended family

Steve knew his niece and nephew loved a home cooked meal, so he picked up a bachelor's handbag and a tub of pasta salad

by NzChippy October 17, 2021

Bachelor Wash

A quick soap-free rinse of a plate, cup, or utensil which had recently been used. This is most useful for low-oil, water based, or dry foods. Wiping with a paper towel will usually remove residual food particles missed by the bachelor wash.

1. Since we were out of coffee cups, I bachelor washed the ones from breakfast and filled them up.

2. After a quick bachelor wash, the drinking glass went back in the cupboard.

3. I didn't want my date to think I was a pig, so I bachelor washed the dishes and tossed them in the cupboard.

by wozdog July 15, 2009

bra strap bracelet

when a girl cuts her bra strap and makes it into a bracket to mark her territory on a man

brian: look what my girl gave me

dave: what is it?- is that a bra strap bracelet?
brian : yup, that’s how you know i’m hers, you know marking her territory

by ya auntie j <3 October 10, 2021