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blown out clarinet

An STD, named after anyone that was in a marching band. Symptoms include itchiness, red spots, anal leakage, breast tissue growth and listening to Neil Diamond on repeat for days at a time. Unfortunately no treatment at this time is available except for palliative care including cool baths in oatmeal, listening to Kenny G, and always double bagging it.
Girl 1: oh shit, green eyes and blonde hair, AND he knows fingering techniques?
Girl 2: Dont Lisa, last I heard, he was receiving treatment for a 'blown out clarinet'.
by HM Barber February 22, 2019
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Blown out like a barbers cat

meaning., gorged , stuffed or full of food
I'm blown out like a barbers cat ...
by ceedee1950 May 8, 2023
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Blown-out

Adjective

1. Loss of luster or appeal.

2. A state of being worn, but not broken.
3. Distasteful in appearance, function, or capability
1. He came back from leave looking blown-out.
2. The vehicles they gave us was blown-out.
3. This vape is blown-out
by TooShaiy May 31, 2023
mugGet the Blown-outmug.

Blown out larry

This is the nickname given to Matt's overly abused anus.
Have you seen my blown out larry? its lookin really hairy.
by Dirty clam April 5, 2020
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Blown-out

Adjective

1. Loss of luster or appeal.

2. A state of being worn, but not broken.
3. Distasteful in appearance, function, or capability
1. He came back from leave looking blown-out.
2. The vehicles they gave us was blown-out.
3. This vape is blown-out
by TooShaiy May 31, 2023
mugGet the Blown-outmug.

Blown out punan

She has been with a lot of guys, she's got a blown out punan
by Philyphil & Snyder February 24, 2015
mugGet the Blown out punanmug.

blown out

yo that chick alex is blown out!
by Dtre222 December 18, 2022
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