blarf job

When a girl throws up on your cock while giving you a blow job.

After dinner, because my girl was on the rag, she decided to blow me, but apparently dinner didn't sit right with her and she ended up giving me a blarf job.

by Gabe & Mickey August 7, 2006

blarfy

The feeling that's beyond nauseous, but you still don't vomit. Bleugh + barfy feeling = blarfy

I just feel bleugh...and very barfy. Just blarfy.

by Chicka Nuts January 17, 2008

blaf

"Built Like A Fighter"

Used in mma circles, especially the UnderGround Forum at mma.tv, to describe someone who is not actually an mma fighter, but is built like one. Reputed origin is an article describing Dana White, President of the UFC, as "built like a fighter"; hence, to date, blaf has most often been used in reference to Dana White.

Dana White, the bald-headed, f-bomb dropping, egomaniac, delusional, petty President of the UFC, may not technically be an mma fighter himself, but he is most definitely BLAF!

by Keswick from the UG Forum mma.tv August 31, 2008

Blarffing

Two people grinding, or fucking, while throwing up, due to being drunk. Blarfing typically happens during college partys, and is a whole new way to have your first, highly recommended by Jojo Siwa

"This hot chic and i where blarffing SO hard."

by Purrrrrfect_pussy March 15, 2018

blaap

blaap= everything you dont have other words for

absolute stilte
blaap
absolute stilte

by DFU slet April 7, 2003

blaft

-verb
To punch in the chest.
-noun
A punch in the chest.

"Ouch! Why you gotta blaft me like that?"

I blafted him so hard, he hit tha flo'.

Children punching eachother in the chest...
Teacher:"Children, what are you doing?"
Students: "Silly teacher, a little blafting never hurt anyone."

"Blaft ya later!"

"Golly, that blaft really hurt Johnny!"

by iamthecheese March 10, 2009

blaat

To blaat.
When someone talks shit, he is 'blaating'.

'Johnny's grandma gave him like three cookies yesterday! And he also got four cups of milk!'

'(Yeah right) blaat'

by Kls2 August 29, 2005