Big MAC

Big MAC (verb) the act of masturbating in front of your Mac laptop until you reach climax, and then slamming the Mac book laptop closed on top of your penis while ejaculating. Also referred to as the "MACaroni n Jizz."

I just Big MAC'd to that Chyna sex tape, I think I broke my laptop, also my dick hurts super bad.

by Dark lord tizzy May 12, 2016

Big Mac

A heavenly great tasting beef sandwich,

Henning : Hey have you tasted a whopper?
Me : I will kill you, for eating whopper and not Big Mac
Henning : :(

by Mcdonaldsman27alsoidodrugs November 4, 2021

Big Mac

Making out with a guy while he shoves a Big Mac up your pussy.

Ughhhh… if my boyfriend doesn’t Big Mac me right now I’m going to kill myself.

by Purple orange September 3, 2022

Big Mac

A Big juicy tender delectable butt with a side of fries. Hambigga cheesebigga bic mec whooper. Yes hawty that is correct. make me my BIGGA MACCA

Ex: I really like ur big mac
Me: Thanks shaty

by CatMeow55 February 18, 2022

Big Mac

crazy queer in need of sexual attention mostly by fat chicks.

fat kid with rolls as a fourth year freshman in highschool, that steals your lunch rolls.

that fat guy is such a big mac

by supalifted July 12, 2009

big mac

When you lick big mac sauce off a dudes dick

I gave this guy a big mac the other night. It was awesome.

by sweetsweet1992 January 25, 2014

Big Mac

A funny way to insult some one, can either refer to someones weight (if they are fat), or if your just clowning around.

Keisha: Shutup U Big Mav

Leon: Jojo's a Big Mac...

by Mz Dimplez May 27, 2007