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Bed Bath and Beyond a Doubt

Bed Bath and Beyond a Doubt — a headline trumpeting the ridiculous fact that former President. Donald J. Trump his secret documents in an easily accessible bathroom at Mar-a-Largo. There are both photographs and video footage to document this.

Dolt 45 hid secret documents in an easily accessible bathroom documented by visual evidence in photographs and video taping Bed Bath and Beyond a Doubt.

I wonder if our enemies got 20% off coupons while reading our secrets after their infiltration of Mar-a-Largo?
Dolt 45 hid secret documents in an easily accessible bathroom documented by visual evidence in photographs and video taping Bed Bath and Beyond a Doubt.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler June 12, 2023
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Giving the dog a bath

Putting your balls in a woman's vagina. Just like giving a dog a bath, it just won't stay in there.
Dude. I was to giving the dog a bath but my Jessica wouldn't let me. Now I got cold balls.
by Scout was fat. July 21, 2016
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depressed bart

most of the time a youtube “edit” of bart simpson in his depressed stage and sometimes people have bart wearing supreme or him with tattoos as their profile photo or maybe him looking sad with a vhs filter over it whatever i just said it really annoys me
me:bro have you seen those annoying depressed bart people?
my mind because i don’t have friends:Y E S GET THEM AWAY
by DummyHead234 April 5, 2019
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Turkish Dragon Bath

The act of performing oral sex on a girl and then vomiting freshly consumed chili into her hatchet wound. This is an intentional act and to be performed properly, you must seal the lips around the opening of the vagina so as to form an airtight seal. You then fill the lucky girls lady parts with burning hot chili vomit. Then with her belly inflated, you violently strike the abdomen, with a two handed hammer strike, similar to spiking a volleyball, spraying yourself with the chili vagina vomit. This, mixed with the small chili particulate matter, acts as an abrasive cleaning solution, similar to Orange Clean commonly used by mechanics.
Bro, so I was going down on this girl after I had just ate some really old chili. I had just changed the oil in my car, and even after scrubbing with a bar of Dove soap, it just was not cutting it. I figured this was the perfect opportunity to grace this girl with the Turkish Dragon Bath. My skin has never been so exfoliated afterwards, but I kinda don't think she's gonna lift the restraining order she took out.
by Bud Outback April 8, 2013
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Doggy style birth

Where the mother gives birth whilst positioned on all fours.
Child: I was delivered via a doggy style birth. Her obligatory bowel movement hit me right in the face.
by Squeeze87 October 15, 2011
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Gamer duck bath water

Gamer duck bath water: Inspired by "Gamer Girl" bath water.
When your name is Laziness:" I want gamer duck bath water."
by Anabnormalhumanbeing October 7, 2022
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Die Bart, die

German for 'The Bart, the.'
If a man is bilingual, he's clearly innocent.
by OMGWTFLOL May 16, 2004
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